i love xmas

[rich upsetter]

means i get to stay at work until at least 9 pm every day!
woo.

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Yes, but think of all the money.

 

[MISS T]

Christmas starts just after Halloween when you've got a sprog/sproglett. But the excitement is doubled, if you want to borrow mine to get the Christmas cheer, you only have to ask!

 

[Sofa]

I get to do two shows a day...

 

[BBC]

i've got 19 days off work!

 

[rich upsetter]

Christmas starts just after Halloween when you've got a sprog/sproglett. But the excitement is doubled, if you want to borrow mine to get the Christmas cheer, you only have to ask!

might have to borrow said small child in an effort to feel xmasy as i spend the best part of 6 weeks of the year sorting the countries xmas tshirt needs out.
also, can i borrow a dog off someone for when i go up to the chase to get my tree? that would make my day.

 

[jimbob23]

I can't wait to be able to go to the Chase to get my tree. Used to go with me Dad years ago, but then me folks started getting artificial ones. Boo!

Have to get them from me local shop at the mo. A 300 mile round trip to the Chase is a bit extreme.

 

[BBC]

I've got a big 8ft fibre optic beast

 

[TENSHON]

we've been going to the chase each year for our tree and the quality gets shitter and shitter each year. unless you want the christmas tree equivalent of the sgraggy mongrel from the dogs home with half an ear missing that nobody wants i suggest you look elsewhere.

 

[TENSHON]

I've got a big 8ft fibre optic beast

BBC, if you want to dicuss your sex toys can you start a new thread please.

 

[rich upsetter]

dpends what ya looking for. i only get a stunted 3/4 foot one space is limited in my lounge. if ya go for that size i always get a goodun. fibre optic? its got to be a real one all the way baby!

 

[victoriab]

We usually get ours from Fosters but I like the idea of getting them from a big forest. Should we just stick with Fosters and save the chase for walking then?

 

[TENSHON]

fosters are good but a bit pricey. there's a place at the back of woolworths that's got some decent trees for about 20 quid. i'm sure the forestry commission sell all the decent trees to shops first and leave the scraggy leftovers for the buying public.

 

[victoriab]

Aha yeah I know the place. I love christmas tree shopping it's one of the best things about christmas.

i'm sure the forestry commission sell all the decent trees to shops first and leave the scraggy leftovers for the buying public.

So maybe we should be nicking the shop's trees then....

 

[TENSHON]

if you do santa won't stop at your house...

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Since you mention Santa I returned home from work yesterday to find a rather large Santa suit on the side. Apparently I've got to wear it this year. Something to do with home made Xmas cards.

Takes the piss that, I'm sure she does it on purpose to make me look and feel like a twat. Still at least it'll provide other folk with much amusement.

 

[jimbob23]

Since you mention Santa I returned home from work yesterday to find a rather large Santa suit on the side. Apparently I've got to wear it this year. Something to do with home made Xmas cards.

Takes the piss that, I'm sure she does it on purpose to make me look and feel like a twat. Still at least it'll provide other folk with much amusement.

Please post a photo of you in the suit on this here forum.

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Since you mention Santa I returned home from work yesterday to find a rather large Santa suit on the side. Apparently I've got to wear it this year. Something to do with home made Xmas cards.

Takes the piss that, I'm sure she does it on purpose to make me look and feel like a twat. Still at least it'll provide other folk with much amusement.

Please post a photo of you in the suit on this here forum.

Will do fella.

Failing that I'll send you a text and you can do what you want with it.

 

[MISS T]

Tenshon, how many years are you claiming you've been Xmas Tree Shopping??????
If he had his way it'd be a fake, I don't do fake's. Anyone know where to get quality from,as stated Birches Valley has gone down the pan I bit.

 

[TENSHON]

last year, maybe another year as well once.