If your life were a movie...

[Wookie]

...what would it be rated?
I'll claim 18, due in part to the foul language and rampant behaviour.

 

[gota quid]

They would not be able to rate the movie of my life the obscene publications squad might want a word if they did.

 

[Jheych]

Same here 18+
due to a very "chequered" past

 

[Doctor]

I think pg at the moment - I remember the days when it woud have been banned in Amstadam! I also remember when it might have got 4 or even 5 stars in the Radio Times but I think I'm down to 1 now! :meh:

 

[jimbob23]

It would be rated very highly, thank you.

 

[MISS T]

It would be rated very highly, thank you.

I think you'd have most of my Aunts eagerly awaiting that one Jimbob, they all seemed to take a 'shine' to you

It may have been your ability to balance a pint glass on your head, or fall asleep standing up on the dance floor, or the dance moves you showed waltzing with my Dad that impressed them most.

 

[db]

a few years ago, Dirtybobby: The Movie would have been outright rejected by the BBFC.. in fact, it would almost have certainly have resulted in the arrest of the director and most of the cast..

these days, i'd be lucky to scrape a PG certificate

 

[MISS T]

The movie of my life would be a black comedy.

Sometimes in my life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
I may end up insane, but I'll have fun on the way to the asylum. =D

 

[jimbob23]

It would be rated very highly, thank you.

I think you'd have most of my Aunts eagerly awaiting that one Jimbob, they all seemed to take a 'shine' to you

It may have been your ability to balance a pint glass on your head, or fall asleep standing up on the dance floor, or the dance moves you showed waltzing with my Dad that impressed them most.

Thanks for filling in the blanks.

I remembered doing that twirly, "you go under my arm, then I'll go under yours thing," but I couldn't remember who with. Obviously your auld fella.

Panders told me I kissed your mum. I only have her word for this. If I can't remember it, it never happened.

If anyone could tell me how I got red wine all over my brand new shoes - but curiously not on my trousers - and as a bonus how to remove the stains, it would be most appreciated.

 

[gon2seed]

"U" it comes with age! Backdraft, Ladder 49, Towering Inferno, were all a lie, I spend most of my time training, sticking up smoke alarms, visiting fetes and schools and drinking tea. The last few jobs I have had have been rescuing ducklings, wading in floodwater, and assisting the police and their captive over a very high spikey fence. Hardly Hollywood, or London's Burning for that matter!

On the odd occaision that The Venerable Mrs Seed and I, get rid of the seedlings and have a moment to ourselves, ... ZZzzzzzzzz!

 

[Wookie]

I always wanted to see London's Got A Cat Stuck Up A Tree...

 

[Kharis]

A 12......sad but true...nothing exciting or worth mentioning in my existence at the moment...