I'm a bus driver.

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MISS T

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One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."


CONGRATS SCUTTLINGB!!
 
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Toble

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Scuttlingb said:
I passed my bus driving test this morning.

Just thought I'd share my success :D
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woo hoo for you.

i keep meaning to do the PCV class that will allow me to drive a 14 seater, but at the moment i can't recall which one it is.

i'll have to stick to the 8 seater for now.
 
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MISS T

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Scuttlingb said:
Thanx guys and good luck for your wedding MISS T and TENSHON, hope it goes with only 1 hitch :)
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Awww, thanks. I am as Foofighter said 'on imodium countdown' now, though stuffing bananas down my neck to try and avoid such events. Just considering Rich Upsetters state, stressing about his best mans speech and that makes me feel a whole lot calmer.
 
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neil

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Well done, but just one question....

is it true that you had a slight problem with one of the theory questions?

"What is a park and ride?" and you put "quite nice on warm summer evening!"
 
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