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thought this was quite amusing...
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Condensed Films: Jaws
Time poor? Can't be arsed to dig out the video of when this came on ITV fifteen years ago? Never fear - we take popular movies, boil them down, and deliver them here in easy-to-understand chunks. No need to thank us. Really. Don't.
This is my favourite one of the lot. Laugh, damn you, LAUGH!
Jaws
Naked drunk girl: Swim swim swim
Scary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Naked drunk girl: Swimmy swim OMFG!
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp LOLZ
Chief Brody: Hello. I am police chief Martin Brody and I am excellent. We appear to have a bit of a shark problem in this otherwise bustling beach resort.
Mayor: No. No we don't.
Brody: Yes. Yes we do.
Mayor: No. No we don...
Brody: ONOZ!!!111 SHARK! Get out of the water! SHARK! Oh. Sorry.
Lightly-oiled women in postage-stamp sized bikinis on the beach: Screemz! ONOZ! WTF! OMFG!!!
Mayor: OMFG D00d - U R so fired
Guy in boat: Hey! I'm in a boat! LOLZ
Scary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Guy in boat: ONOZ!
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp LOLZ
Guy in boat, plus several other victims: Oh, we appear to be dead. That was teh suXXor!!111
Mayor: Plz to kill shark
Brody: OK
Hooper: I'll help! I hav l33t shrk kllng sk1llz! LMAO
Quint: Me too, on account of my being a bit strange and having a big boat. And also l33t shrk kllng sk1llz.
Mrs Brody: Plz don't die! Even though I sucked off Hooper in the novelisation, I still love you!
Brody: What?
Mrs Brody: Err... nothing. I've packed sandwiches.
Scary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp tasty boat LOLZ!
Quint: Plz 2 get a bigger boat.
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp tasty mental guy LOLZ
Quint: Ouch, that hurts. Also, I am dead.
Brody: Plz to smile you sonaofabitch!
Shark: Ouch, that also hurts, and I appear to have exploded all over the place. Just wait until my mum finds out, U R going to be sooo PWN3D, d00d.
Brody: ROFFLE!!!111
Hooper: Although I let Mrs Brody suck me off and get killed to death by the shark in the original book, I appear to be still alive. Result!
Brody: What?
Hooper: Err... Shark! SHARK! LOL.
The End. Or is it?*
* No.
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Condensed Films: Jaws
Time poor? Can't be arsed to dig out the video of when this came on ITV fifteen years ago? Never fear - we take popular movies, boil them down, and deliver them here in easy-to-understand chunks. No need to thank us. Really. Don't.
This is my favourite one of the lot. Laugh, damn you, LAUGH!
Jaws
Naked drunk girl: Swim swim swim
Scary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Naked drunk girl: Swimmy swim OMFG!
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp LOLZ
Chief Brody: Hello. I am police chief Martin Brody and I am excellent. We appear to have a bit of a shark problem in this otherwise bustling beach resort.
Mayor: No. No we don't.
Brody: Yes. Yes we do.
Mayor: No. No we don...
Brody: ONOZ!!!111 SHARK! Get out of the water! SHARK! Oh. Sorry.
Lightly-oiled women in postage-stamp sized bikinis on the beach: Screemz! ONOZ! WTF! OMFG!!!
Mayor: OMFG D00d - U R so fired
Guy in boat: Hey! I'm in a boat! LOLZ
Scary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Guy in boat: ONOZ!
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp LOLZ
Guy in boat, plus several other victims: Oh, we appear to be dead. That was teh suXXor!!111
Mayor: Plz to kill shark
Brody: OK
Hooper: I'll help! I hav l33t shrk kllng sk1llz! LMAO
Quint: Me too, on account of my being a bit strange and having a big boat. And also l33t shrk kllng sk1llz.
Mrs Brody: Plz don't die! Even though I sucked off Hooper in the novelisation, I still love you!
Brody: What?
Mrs Brody: Err... nothing. I've packed sandwiches.
Scary music: Wom-wom. Wom-wom. Wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom-wom.
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp tasty boat LOLZ!
Quint: Plz 2 get a bigger boat.
Shark: Om nom nom nom burp tasty mental guy LOLZ
Quint: Ouch, that hurts. Also, I am dead.
Brody: Plz to smile you sonaofabitch!
Shark: Ouch, that also hurts, and I appear to have exploded all over the place. Just wait until my mum finds out, U R going to be sooo PWN3D, d00d.
Brody: ROFFLE!!!111
Hooper: Although I let Mrs Brody suck me off and get killed to death by the shark in the original book, I appear to be still alive. Result!
Brody: What?
Hooper: Err... Shark! SHARK! LOL.
The End. Or is it?*
* No.
