Joxers Urinals

Alan B'Stard

Well-Known Forumite
Every time I visit the gents I think "bloody hell, these urinals are low". There maybe a few possibilities for this which I'd like to explore.

1. Stafford blokes are VWE, hence the need for lower urinals?

2. Stafford blokes are shorter than the avg? (Myself having Ducks Disease at 5' 6", I don't think this is the case)

3. The workmen who installed the urinals were VWE?

4. The workmen who installed the urinals were vertically challanged?

5. The landlord who signed the work off was either VWE or vertically challanged?

Can't think of anymore but sure there must be some. Or does anybody think the height is normal? (BTW Joxers is a great place, just an odd observation I've made, so no criticism of Joxers intended whatsoever!)
 

db

#chaplife
i don't see why being "vwe" would affect the height of the urinal.. i mean, it's not as if you walk in, unzip, and just rest the end of your chap on the porcelain, is it? :?:

the height of the urinal would be relative to the length of one's arms, as surely that is what dictates a comfortable delivery position?
 

delilah

A few posts under my belt
yup it's clearly a sign of the prevalence of inbreeding in Stafford. Small gene pool = disproportionate sized limbs.

The girls loos are really odd in there aswell, last time I went they'd only half finished the tiles on the walls and painted it some wierd colour.
 

lolly

lorraine
I Have Cleaned Men's Bogs In Toliets..and I Got Em All Back By Putting Neat Bleach In The Urinals.....lol
 
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