Misheard Song Lyrics

Ecker

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Another of my favourite Mondegreens was based on a troup of young girl guides being taken out for the day. They were hungry and so were taken into a bakery where the only available nosh were doughnuts.

Girl Guide leader: "Oh no they can't have those"

Shop Keeper: "Why not?"

Girl Guide leader: "'Cos doughnuts make my brownies blue"
 

Gadget

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Hubby- The Prodigy, Firestarter. His version, Also dramatic ala que zane.
The actual lyrics, psychosomatic, manic, insane.

Myself- Fall out boy (the one with the deer bloke) My version, Bag it and bin it.
The actual lyrics, cock it and pull it.

Meat Loafs Life is a Lemon. Life is a lemming...
G x
 

db

#chaplife
some shit song by some shit band that i don't recall; i think it's the same "cock it & pull it" tune gadget refers to.. to this day i don't know the real words, but every time i hear it i swear it says "this ain't a scene, it's a god damn arse face!"


edit: oh my god, what a massive fail.. i've just realised i'm referring to exactly the same song i posted over 4 years ago lol:

db said:
noir2985 said:
i can't stop LOLing at this! :buddy:

"i'm a little man
i'm also evil
also into cats
i'm also into cats!"


:rofl:
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
On Queen"s 'now i'm here' they wanted to be 'down in the dungeons with peters & lee'.......
 

Kingy

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In my cloth eared youth I thought that The Jam were singing about "Sandwell Valley" instead of "A Town called Malice", Hot Chocolate believed in "Milko" instead of "Miracles" and Salt n Pepa liked to "bullshit" instead of "push it" real good.
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
Kingy said:
In my cloth eared youth I thought that The Jam were singing about "Sandwell Valley" instead of "A Town called Malice", Hot Chocolate believed in "Milko" instead of "Miracles" and Salt n Pepa liked to "bullshit" instead of "push it" real good.
Agreed on the Milko......
 

Noah

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Someone really shouldn't have put a link to this thread.

Got up this morning, baked beans for breakfast
Some mouldy old bread
Poor me, my ears are alight.
 

staffordjas

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I have memories of sitting in a bar in Sidari , with hubby singing loudly to 'Farmer' ......turns out it is actually ' Informer'
 
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