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A husband with no head is much easier to deal with...

Perhaps but he seems an arse.

 

[Carole]

Perhaps but he seems an arse.

Bit rude!

He’s lovely!

Although I did tell a fib, that’s not him in the photo.

 

[Withnail]

Phwoar!

 

[Lucy]

Went to the Seven Stars last night for a friend's surprise birthday meal. After my first disappointing experience I was expecting a lot, but it was absolutely fantastic.

 

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Bit rude!

He’s lovely!

Although I did tell a fib, that’s not him in the photo.

Just for the avoidance of doubt, I was referring to the arse in the photo. Not your actual husband, who I would never presume to pass comment on.

 

[Carole]

Just for the avoidance of doubt, I was referring to the arse in the photo. Not your actual husband, who I would never presume to pass comment on.

Yes its ok, I knew that you were referring to the photo so no offence taken at all.

 

[Perrier]

Sorry to see another one of my neighbours leaving to pastures new.
Its been in planning for over a month but its always sad to see them go , although they are only moving around the corner so its not all bad.

Dont know what it is with that side of the road , they never stay long .

 

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Yes its ok, I knew that you were referring to the photo so no offence taken at all.

I thought you did but just making sure

 

[Carole]

4 Pairs of husbands nearly new cotton boxer shorts.
2 t shirts.
2 new lacy bras and knickers to match.
1 pair of cotton trousers.

ALL went in to the washing machine, pure brilliant WHITE
All came out PINK.

Thanks to some idiot (me) not checking pockets. Culprit was a red napkin in trouser pocket.

 

[littleme]

4 pairs of husbands? That's going some @Carole!

 

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4 pairs of husbands? That's going some @Carole!

She's just warming up.

 

[Carole]

4 pairs of husbands? That's going some @Carole!

Can you even imagine?

One husband is away for the weekend, and honestly, I love him to bits but I can’t even begin to tell you how much I’ve enjoyed a bit of me time.

Why anyone would want to commit bigamy and have more than one spouse is beyond me.

 

[Tilly]

That's very big of you

 

[littleme]

Can you even imagine?

One husband is away for the weekend, and honestly, I love him to bits but I can’t even begin to tell you how much I’ve enjoyed a bit of me time.

Why anyone would want to commit bigamy and have more than one spouse is beyond me.

110% agree there...

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

For the first time in our 11 years together I have done 'that wife thing' and brought something and hidden it from my husband...

 

[BobClay]

….. (and a .357 Magnum revolver is not an easy thing to hide … )

 

[Tilly]

For the first time in our 11 years together I have done 'that wife thing' and brought something and hidden it from my husband...

A job application?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9...-employees-four-days-annual-leave-masturbate/

 

[Trumpet]

I wonder if their pay is docked if they're spotted misusing the day by gardening or shopping instead?

 

[Glam]

With the entrance to the lorry park being blocked off, at least we won't be getting any unwanted visitors.
And, there's 2 blokes, sat in a pick up,all day, guarding said entrance. Surely they dunna need both of them?

 

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With the entrance to the lorry park being blocked off, at least we won't be getting any unwanted visitors.
And, there's 2 blokes, sat in a pick up,all day, guarding said entrance. Surely they dunna need both of them?

You'd probably not want to be on your own when faced with a sudden influx of pushy caravan types.