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proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Flicking through last weeks Stafford Newsletter, the “Times Gone By” section caught my eye.

“Ooh” I said to husband.

“There’s a picture of me with John Conteh”.

On closer inspection, it wasn’t me, it was Shirley Bassey.
An easy mistake to make...
 

littleme

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We have a house guest. We did not want a house guest. The carer, who does not like the house guest let him in, as the house guest is scared of the fireworks that are being let off in the neighbourhood.

I fear we may have invited the devil in, and he may never leave.
 

littleme

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We have a house guest. We did not want a house guest. The carer, who does not like the house guest let him in, as the house guest is scared of the fireworks that are being let off in the neighbourhood.

I fear we may have invited the devil in, and he may never leave.
So, after the carer let the 'house guest' in, he now thinks he lives here. He spent an hour howling at the back door this morning to get back in. I relented as he was soaking wet, much to the disgust of my 3 cats.

*sigh... just what do you do? He has a perfectly good home, my cats hate him, he pees wherever he wants, but, it's getting cold at night and he WILL NOT go to his own house, , there's fireworks being set off every night, and hes a cuddle monster.... he's even thwarted our magnetic cat flap to break in and got past the carer who originally banned him from the house... We tried making him a shelter outside, but he's having none of it....
 

rudie111

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So, after the carer let the 'house guest' in, he now thinks he lives here. He spent an hour howling at the back door this morning to get back in. I relented as he was soaking wet, much to the disgust of my 3 cats.

*sigh... just what do you do? He has a perfectly good home, my cats hate him, he pees wherever he wants, but, it's getting cold at night and he WILL NOT go to his own house, , there's fireworks being set off every night, and hes a cuddle monster.... he's even thwarted our magnetic cat flap to break in and got past the carer who originally banned him from the house... We tried making him a shelter outside, but he's having none of it....

What is it?
 

littleme

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Found some funny signs this morning...

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