Ecker
Well-Known Forumite
Following the success of channels which concentrate on sport, a new
channel called:
HOUSE PORN
has been announced.
HOUSE PORN has bought the rights to all programmes which feature folk
who fall into the following categories:
• Those who want to convey to the world just how wealthy they are with
special emphasis on those who have sold a one bedroomed flat in London
and are now in a position to buy half of Stoke on Trent.
• Those who want to live in a beautiful part of the country while polluting the
rest of it by driving hundreds of miles getting to and from work.
• Those who must have massive country kitchens, acres of land to grow the
vegetables they now need even though they have been strangers to compost
all their lives and a boot room so they can wash off the labs they must now
have to fit in with the rest of the wealthy incomers.
Also featured will be the programmes previously commissioned which attempt
to convey to the world just how altruistic the company is by pouring money into
the homes of the deserving few who are in a sorry state and not patronising
them at all.
Trebles all round in Brick Lane, Covent Garden and all points around London.
channel called:
HOUSE PORN
has been announced.
HOUSE PORN has bought the rights to all programmes which feature folk
who fall into the following categories:
• Those who want to convey to the world just how wealthy they are with
special emphasis on those who have sold a one bedroomed flat in London
and are now in a position to buy half of Stoke on Trent.
• Those who want to live in a beautiful part of the country while polluting the
rest of it by driving hundreds of miles getting to and from work.
• Those who must have massive country kitchens, acres of land to grow the
vegetables they now need even though they have been strangers to compost
all their lives and a boot room so they can wash off the labs they must now
have to fit in with the rest of the wealthy incomers.
Also featured will be the programmes previously commissioned which attempt
to convey to the world just how altruistic the company is by pouring money into
the homes of the deserving few who are in a sorry state and not patronising
them at all.
Trebles all round in Brick Lane, Covent Garden and all points around London.