Augustus Gloop
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Spoof email doing the rounds atm. Made me chuckle, although I suspect only Utd fans will appreicate it after all the shite this chuff and his agent put 'us' through:
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:10:57 +0000
From: "Jon Obi Mikel" <jon.obi.mikel.soccersuperstar@googlemail.com>
To:
Subject: hello long time
Hello dear
Its bin long since we meeted. How are you? I give up being sandwich seller and now have big career in soccer. I didnt even play soccer in my life but big soccer club called London buy me from Manchester even as I didnt even play for Manchester but London thought I did. I was selling sandwich at soccer club call Lynoslo when man called Alicks say "Hey son pretend you soccer player and I give you money" and I did and London say they want me because I good at headering. I never headerd in life but they say I get lots money so I say yes. Now I play front midfield for London and I try to header but I must admit I rubbish. I cant kick well too but Mr Jose say he like I run fast. Anyway I talk too much London say I must train and I think they correct as I should learn soccer. London say that I can go and play on loan at Huddersfield but they say no I rubbish at soccer. It great fun here at London with lots of friends. My best friend is Essen he makes me laugh with funny hair and another friend Robin who has leg problem fall over and Diddy who has leg problem fall over. I think I leave London because everybody get leg problem fall over except a big fat man called Frank who eats my pack lunch. I like another man player of defense call John Terry (I dont know his last name) but he strange in shower. Well thats it got to go see you in summer when I do soccer tries for Flixton AFC.
Love brother
Jon
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:10:57 +0000
From: "Jon Obi Mikel" <jon.obi.mikel.soccersuperstar@googlemail.com>
To:
Subject: hello long time
Hello dear
Its bin long since we meeted. How are you? I give up being sandwich seller and now have big career in soccer. I didnt even play soccer in my life but big soccer club called London buy me from Manchester even as I didnt even play for Manchester but London thought I did. I was selling sandwich at soccer club call Lynoslo when man called Alicks say "Hey son pretend you soccer player and I give you money" and I did and London say they want me because I good at headering. I never headerd in life but they say I get lots money so I say yes. Now I play front midfield for London and I try to header but I must admit I rubbish. I cant kick well too but Mr Jose say he like I run fast. Anyway I talk too much London say I must train and I think they correct as I should learn soccer. London say that I can go and play on loan at Huddersfield but they say no I rubbish at soccer. It great fun here at London with lots of friends. My best friend is Essen he makes me laugh with funny hair and another friend Robin who has leg problem fall over and Diddy who has leg problem fall over. I think I leave London because everybody get leg problem fall over except a big fat man called Frank who eats my pack lunch. I like another man player of defense call John Terry (I dont know his last name) but he strange in shower. Well thats it got to go see you in summer when I do soccer tries for Flixton AFC.
Love brother
Jon