Pro Footballer in Bog Seat Theft Shocker

[jimbob23]

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_1854790,00.html

 

[Andreas Rex]

Of all the things to nick..

 

[Augustus Gloop]

He's a bit of a sex pest too.

Allegedly. Ahem.

As is a certain Spurs player. Promising midfielder etc.

 

[BBC]

Huddlestone?

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Indeed.

Dirty bastards.