Puns, spoonerisms and wordplay

[Gramaisc]

Excellent headline!

MPs call for jobs blow to be reversed

Admin edit: Moved post to new thread.

 

[Wyred]

Sir, you are certainly a shining wit...

 

[gdavies]

surely reversing is the way forward though

 

[Gramaisc]

My best work has been spread over many fields.

 

[Ecker]

I did a search and couldn't find any so here are two of my favourites:

....and welcome back to "Tonight's Concert" which comes to you this evening from "The Bathroom at Pump"

...reports of Eric Cantona asaulting a "Crystal Falace Pan"

Anybody got any more goodies?




Admin edit: Threads merged.

 

[basil]

The queer old dean.....

 

[Ecker]

Many thanks Admin for the pooling of threads, an excellent arrangement.

 

[Gramaisc]

Always worth re-hearing...

 

[Noah]

Scientists at CERN announce the discovery of the elusive Higgs Boson, meanwhile in the woods above the facility Dr Spooner & his team are still hunting the elusive Hoggs Bison.

 

[Gramaisc]

Via flossietoo, I can reveal that the recent upsurge in violence by Boko Haram is a result of them finally realising that they're not going to have a follow-up hit to Whiter Shade Of Pale.

 

[Ecker]

That good old song: "I'm shy Hairy Melon I'm shy...."

 

[Withnail]

Madam, i'm Adam

 

[age'd parent]

Shortest story...

Coughing, coffin.

 

[John Marwood]

Scientists at CERN announce the discovery of the elusive Higgs Boson, meanwhile in the woods above the facility Dr Spooner & his team are still hunting the elusive Hoggs Bison.

“Basically we see nothing,” said Tiziano Camporesi, a chief scientific spokesman at the European Centre for Nuclear Research (Cern)