rich upsetter
Cuffy is the new skill
In an effort to get more contributions to the mighty stafford forum, and get everybody posting im ripping of a B3TA idea to get everyone to post their 'humourous' stories. I feel this could be the thread that rockets gon2seed into stafford points glory.
This week, Irrational Fears. What are yours, and what happened when it flipped you upside the head one time?
For me, i have a fear of things breaking when in a potentially 'dangerous' situation. IE when flying, im not scared of the height, im scared of the wings falling off.
The last time i can recount this was when i was in spain with miss upsetter, jimbob and panders.
We decided to go to Aqualandia in Benidorm an hour or so away where we staying. Theres a massive slide and you could see the muthafarker from about 15 miles away. Needless to say i was very excited. When we got there we went on loads of different slides, and made our way slowly round the park to where the mother bitch slides were. There was about 4 slides in total in this section of the park, going from a 'smaller' wavy helter skelter type, to a vertical tube in the clouds that people shot out of half way down. It looked like people were getting a good bum hole cleansing with the sheer velocity.
We decided to start off slowly and to go on the smallest, which was the helter skeltery one. The only problem was that it had those slatty steps, which were basically thin concrete planks, with gaping hoples between the steps, looking down to the 100 odd foot drop on to a nice rock garden.
Miss upsetter was fine, but me and jimbob were papping ourselves, him from the height, and me from my mistrust of spanish architecture and building methods. We managed to drag our asses up the steps, clutching each other like the big girls we were, whilst small children ran past us up the stairs with delight. The slide was great fun when on it, but there was no way i could bring myself to climb the further 400 foot up to the massive slide.
Whats your irrational fear?
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This week, Irrational Fears. What are yours, and what happened when it flipped you upside the head one time?
For me, i have a fear of things breaking when in a potentially 'dangerous' situation. IE when flying, im not scared of the height, im scared of the wings falling off.
The last time i can recount this was when i was in spain with miss upsetter, jimbob and panders.
We decided to go to Aqualandia in Benidorm an hour or so away where we staying. Theres a massive slide and you could see the muthafarker from about 15 miles away. Needless to say i was very excited. When we got there we went on loads of different slides, and made our way slowly round the park to where the mother bitch slides were. There was about 4 slides in total in this section of the park, going from a 'smaller' wavy helter skelter type, to a vertical tube in the clouds that people shot out of half way down. It looked like people were getting a good bum hole cleansing with the sheer velocity.
We decided to start off slowly and to go on the smallest, which was the helter skeltery one. The only problem was that it had those slatty steps, which were basically thin concrete planks, with gaping hoples between the steps, looking down to the 100 odd foot drop on to a nice rock garden.
Miss upsetter was fine, but me and jimbob were papping ourselves, him from the height, and me from my mistrust of spanish architecture and building methods. We managed to drag our asses up the steps, clutching each other like the big girls we were, whilst small children ran past us up the stairs with delight. The slide was great fun when on it, but there was no way i could bring myself to climb the further 400 foot up to the massive slide.
Whats your irrational fear?
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