Alan B'Stard
Well-Known Forumite
OK, met a forumite several nights ago and we had a giggle about creating this thread, so here it goes!
How about a Stafford Forum Singles Night (or a Do You Have a Nice Sister and Can You Bring Her Along Night)?
The idea is.
Traffic light coloured tops, Green, Orange & Red. Pretty clear really.
It's another excuse for quoffing some whammo lager as well as meeting up & having a laugh.
I'm really looking for the Staffordshire lookalikes of Keira Knightly, Jamelia, Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta-Jones but hey ho, if it's not possible, I'll settle for Sally the Rock Goddess Rock Journo (as she was, not as she is now, for those who know! (and certainly, most definately not her mate!!))
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How about a Stafford Forum Singles Night (or a Do You Have a Nice Sister and Can You Bring Her Along Night)?
The idea is.
Traffic light coloured tops, Green, Orange & Red. Pretty clear really.
It's another excuse for quoffing some whammo lager as well as meeting up & having a laugh.
I'm really looking for the Staffordshire lookalikes of Keira Knightly, Jamelia, Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta-Jones but hey ho, if it's not possible, I'll settle for Sally the Rock Goddess Rock Journo (as she was, not as she is now, for those who know! (and certainly, most definately not her mate!!))
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This message should be read only by those persons to whom it is addressed. If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to you and therefore you can read it, even it we didnt mean to send it to you. However, if the contents of this message makes no sense whatsoever then you probably were not the intended recipient, or, you are a mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately delete yourself & destroy your computer! Once you have taken this action please contact us.. no you idiot, you cant use your computer, you just destroyed it, and by the way, you are also deleted, but we digress......
The Originator of this message is not liable for the transmission of the information contained in this communication, unless they are the originator in which case they probably are liable and rightly so considering the content of the aforementioned communication.
In the event that the originator did not send this message to you, then please return it to us and attach a scanned-in picture of your sisters brothers wife wearing nothing but cami-knickers, and we will immediately refund you exactly half of what you paid for the bargain baked beans you bought when you went to Lidels yesterday.
We take no responsibility for non-receipt of this email because you are running Windows XP & everyone knows how glitchy that can be. In the event that you do get this message then please note that we take no responsibility for that either. Nor will we accept any liability, tacit or implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all liabilities implied or otherwise.
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