Spiders.

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
We are now addicted to Simon's Cat lol

Product range available in Ryman's - and, possibly, other stationers..
e.g.
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Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I was going put that, but tiredness got the better of me. Smiley face or not, it'd still get smothered in washing up liquid/shampoo/ etc and flushed down the nearest plughole!
 

littleme

250,000th poster!
Attacknids - available in Maplin - and ideal for microme to persecute littleme with..

NOOOOOOOOO! (Loving the name microme!)
Microme is already persecuting me with her 'lack of sleep' torture system.....firstnight -nightmare, second - I feel sick,third -nightmare......wonder what tonight holds ?!
 

Gadget

Well-Known Forumite
Lets hope it's not 'I've wet the bed' be it with juice, water or more unmentionable fluids.
 

staffordjas

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Saw an absolutely gigantic spider running across the kitchen floor the other night. But as I first thought it was a mouse , I was so relieved that it was 'only' a big spider that he got to go on his merry way. So still lurking somewhere in the house .......................
 

Darren

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My misses freaks when she sees a spider in the house it doesn't matter how small it is, me i just let them go on there way although if the misses sees them i have to grab them and put them out i never kill spiders.
 

staffordjas

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Son freaks out and wants to squash them so I have to remove the ones in his bedroom and put them outside (or at least pretend to if they disappear before I get the glass to catch them in ;) ), but I'm quite happy letting them get on with it . Even rescue them out of the bath to save them being flushed down the plughole. They must wonder what's hit em when they are sailing down from the bathroom window on some loo roll (And the neighbours must think I've lost the plot when they see me lobbing loo roll out of the window lol)

Have let out a few screams when the massive ones have run over my feet though .
 

littleme

250,000th poster!
'Let them on their merry way' - you are all mad!

Today traveling home from work with a large box in the back of my car, I suddenly had a brainwave.....

I work in a office...
The office is inside a warehouse....
Warehouses are full of hiding places for spiders....
There must be tons of spiders in the warehouse....
The large box in the back of the car came from the warehouse....
The flaps ontop of the large box have just popped open as I'm driving....
I bet there's spiders in the box.....
OH MY GOD MY CAR IS PROBABLY BEING OVERRUN BY SPIDERS AS I DRIVE & I CAN'T PULL OVER ANYWHERE......HELP!!!! AGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
 
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