St Leonard's Rugby Club

[gon2seed]

The Mighty St Leonards defeated Leicestershire outfit Aylestone St James in the national EDF Energy Junior Vase. This means they are now in the last 16 of this prestigious cup competition, the final of which is played at Twickenham!

http://www.stleonardsrugby.com

PS even if you are not into Rugby there are some pictures of almost naked rugby players, though I feel unqualified to judge their relative attractiveness! ... OK they are *&%$£*ng ugly.

 

[cookie_monster]

The Mighty St Leonards defeated Leicestershire outfit Aylestone St James in the national EDF Energy Junior Vase. This means they are now in the last 16 of this prestigious cup competition, the final of which is played at Twickenham!

to be fair, thats pretty impressive!

although i also have to admit that the one on the left of this photo is my ex.

http://www.stleonardsrugby.com/Untitled-9.jpg

he was the reason i left stafford- best thing that ever happened to me


x

 

[gon2seed]

Bleeding 'ell Cookie, Kelvin!

I played for St Leonards for years, the coincidences just keep coming!

What next!

 

[cookie_monster]

Bleeding 'ell Cookie, Kelvin!

yup, thats the one.

but since i left stafford, ive lost 1 and half stone, dropped nearly 2 dress sizes, grown my hair long and tripled my salary.

tell him a big thank you from me


x

ps. did you used to go out with them for the sunday evening session? if so, i might have inadvertently met you. i was the 'child bride'.

 

[gon2seed]

Bleeding 'ell Cookie, Kelvin!

yup, thats the one.

but since i left stafford, ive lost 1 and half stone, dropped nearly 2 dress sizes, grown my hair long and tripled my salary.

tell him a big thank you from me


x

ps. did you used to go out with them for the sunday evening session? if so, i might have inadvertently met you. i was the 'child bride'.

Not a "Session" type of fella, three kids, a bit older, and boring, but I am sure we have crossed paths!

With the above description I am now intrigued, make that interested! ... Do you look anything like your mum?

 

[cookie_monster]

[With the above description I am now intrigued, make that interested! ... Do you look anything like your mum?

behave!

youre about the same age as kelvin though arent you- when i was seeing him about 4 years ago he was 38, and my name was the 'child bride' because there was 15 years difference between us. personally, i thought it was funny....only i dont think he took it that well.

to be honest, i dont look much like my mum- my bro does, i look a bit more like my dad.....unfortunately.


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[gon2seed]

42, he obviously had a light paper round, he scrubs up pretty well for a demi-octoginarian ! He should retire from rugby though the daft old Bugger, I stopped playing 2 years ago and it was not a moment too soon!

Well that's blown it Cookie, I am sure your dads a nice fella, but he does absolutely nowt for me! I bet you are gutted!

 

[cookie_monster]

42, he obviously had a light paper round, he scrubs up pretty well for a demi-octoginarian ! He should retire from rugby though the daft old Bugger, I stopped playing 2 years ago and it was not a moment too soon!

yeah, true, he had a couple of injuries back then. i think he does it for the beer and women though

i thought he should be flattered that some young whippersnapper like me fancied the pants off him....oh well, his loss, my gain.

Well that's blown it Cookie, I am sure your dads a nice fella, but he does absolutely nowt for me! I bet you are gutted!

slightly relieved to be honest.


x

ps. was it my imagination or was dave 'spit of gary lineker' bent on one of the those photos? my mum used to teach him too!

 

[gon2seed]

Yes Dave, and Andy in the same photo, Mark not there!
Your mum taught them all!

 

[cookie_monster]

Yes Dave, and Andy in the same photo, Mark not there!
Your mum taught them all!

weird part is, whenever dave was back in stafford, i always used to end up going out on the lash with him and his missus because they were mates with some of my mates.

spooky.


x

(also slightly wrong because i used to have a huge crush on him when he worked at riverside- i think i was about 9 or 10- actually, so very very wrong! )

 

[gon2seed]

VERY wrong, also very dubious taste!

Did you see him on that make over programme where he and his jolly shipmates did up someone's Urban Farm? I had my Sunday night viewing deeply disturbed by his appearance a few years back. Weird!

 

[cookie_monster]

VERY wrong, also very dubious taste!

i hadnt even hit puberty! surely i can be forgiven that!

no, i never saw that programme- another famous (ish!) staffordian.


x

 

[gon2seed]

Go my child cleansed of your sins, repeat 10 gon2seed penances:
""Stafford Rangers are the best, closely followed by St Leonard’s RUFC, with All 43 year old firemen in Stafford with three kids, a bad back, piles, xenophobic and misogynistic tendencies, an encyclopaedic knowledge of random facts and apocryphal stories about Staffordshire, coming up closely on the rails."

All ten mind!

 

[FooFighter]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/rugby-hits.html

be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Andreas Rex]

43 year old fireman in Stafford with three kids, a bad back, piles, xenophobic and misogynistic tendencies, an encyclopaedic knowledge of random facts and apocryphal stories about Staffordshire..

..seeks understanding female...

 

[FooFighter]

43 year old fireman in Stafford with three kids, a bad back, piles, xenophobic and misogynistic tendencies, an encyclopaedic knowledge of random facts and apocryphal stories about Staffordshire..

..seeks understanding female...

...25-30 with fit mother....

 

[gon2seed]

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