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Withnail

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  1. Did you take them up on the offer?
  2. If so, when is it?
  3. Erm
  4. ...
  5. Er
  6. Why on Earth would you be offered that?
  7. What have you been 'searching'?
  8. Is basil going?
  9. If so...
  10. Can i come?
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I am unable to think of any reasons, however convoluted, that might explain this offer being made to me.

As it hasn't been offered to me again - yet - I have been unable to complete the booking, so far..
 

Withnail

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Recently i've been getting 'JUSTEAT' a fair bit, which one can only assume is because i have been looking at quite a few recipes online lately.

Thing is, though, the reason i've been looking for recipes is because i like cooking - i find it neither messy, boring or all the other things they describe it to be - i'm looking for recipes to cook food, not avoid doing so.

Though right now i am being offered 'SEXY ARAB GIRLS - Join Now!' - whether this is to 'meet' them or become one is unclear, as is why they think i might be interested in either scenario.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Though right now i am being offered 'SEXY ARAB GIRLS - Join Now!' - whether this is to 'meet' them or become one is unclear, as is why they think i might be interested in either scenario.
Get one and bring her to my bar mitzvah.
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Ah the joys of Adblock plus, no ad's at all on the pc.
My main pc at home uses a custom hosts file, I find certain sites including this one run a LOT faster when the page can actually load without having to wait for the ads. It's the ads that make this place free though, so my work pc and phone still see them and I randomly click the odd one on the off chance it helps out.
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
It's the ads that make this place free though, so my work pc and phone still see them and I randomly click the odd one on the off chance it helps out.
I do that too, it is indeed a small price to pay.

I do notice how slow the page loads in IE7, which i assume is because of the ads, but it is the only way i can watch/listen to stuff what people post up here nowadays.

Not that i'm complaining, like.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I've just had Esther Rantzen leering at me and asking if I've been injured.

Well, I have to say that I'm feeling a bit shocked and not a little distressed.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Esther seems to have given up her quest now - I presume that she had noticed that I was 'hit up the arse' yesterday - but this was not on their list of possible injury sites, as also was nowhere on the torso, apart from the 'back'...

I am now being requesting to leave something in my will to the RSPB. They don't seem to have been paying quite enough attention to my history, as they have illustrated their request with a picture of a long-tailed tit...
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
I've just had Esther Rantzen leering at me and asking if I've been injured.

Well, I have to say that I'm feeling a bit shocked and not a little distressed.
As the fates would have it, i am due a court appearance in the not too distant, on account of the likes of Esther egging the eejits on towards their pay off.

It is genuinely amazing how little is at stake for the 'No Win No Fee' complainant.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Sad, really. Didn't she used to be involved with some TV programme that claimed to be exposing parasitic scammers?
 
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