Tesco - Don't wear a hat!

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Edd209

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could not believe it, tonight was stopped in tesco for wearing a hat.
so promptly complained and did my shop at asda instead :angry: !
wouldnt have minded so much but bloke in queue in front of me wearing a baseball cap wasnt challanged, chav at tills with big beanie on....... not challanged.
oh yeah and id been in the store with the girfriend for about ten minutes and had walked past his guard to get in :?: .
 
My Name is URL

My Name is URL

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What sort of hat? Sounds a bit strange, did they give you a reason your hat was so much worse than the other peoples?
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
And to think the old adage was 'If you want to get ahead get a hat' ......:xmas:
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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Wear one of those silly, 'pretend-food-safety', white hats - they can't complain about you wearing that without stopping making their deli-counter staff stop wearing them too....

Tell them that it is for religious reasons.

Tell them that it is to cover the open wound from your recent life-threatening head injury, and burst into tears...
 
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Edd209

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the head gear in question is an ushanka, russian tracker hat. face perfectly visible.
only thing i can put it down to was gorrilla boy was bored or didnt like the cut of my jib as it were.
thing is i wear the hat in tesco petrol station.... nothing said, asda..... nothing said, bank, post office bla bla bla. infact have worn the thig for weeks while shopping in tesco and never had a problem until now!
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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Edd209 said:
infact have worn the thig for weeks
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Possibly it was the smell? ( Apologies, couldn't resist, too good to miss.. )

Send GF back in with your ushanka on and see if they object to her wearing it. Rules are meant to be circumvented.
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
Gramaisc said:
Edd209 said:
infact have worn the thig for weeks
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Possibly it was the smell? ( Apologies, couldn't resist, too good to miss.. )

Send GF back in with your ushanka on and see if they object to her wearing it. Rules are meant to be circumvented.
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have to say this female circumsision mularkey is not really Tesco's bag......:xmas:
 
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Edd209

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dark grey furry thing with ear flaps basil bit like this one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RUSSIAN-USHANKA-STYLE-GENUINE-REAL-RABBIT-FUR-TRIM-HAT_W0QQitemZ200412991157QQcmdZViewItemQQptZWomen_s_Accessories_UK?var=&hash=item746a5df18b
sorry bout the link
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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You could have answered them in a Russian accent and hinted that your brother-in-law is a human rights lawyer..
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
Edd209 said:
dark grey furry thing with ear flaps basil bit like this one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RUSSIAN-USHANKA-STYLE-GENUINE-REAL-RABBIT-FUR-TRIM-HAT_W0QQitemZ200412991157QQcmdZViewItemQQptZWomen_s_Accessories_UK?var=&hash=item746a5df18b
sorry bout the link
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If that's you modelling the hat then they've got a point......:xmas:
 
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Edd209

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unfortunatly at the time gram i didnt think of that :up: was to busy being nice to lady at the counter instead of mashing monkey boys head into his cctv screens
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
Gramaisc said:
Write to Terry Leahy and tell him that you're never going to set foot in one if his stores again.
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Yeah he'd wipe his arse on that letter.......:xmas:
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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Worth a try - he has shareholders to keep happy, and I'll bet that he doesn't give a damn if you go in there with your hat on, as long as you spend.

Spend as many of your Clubcard points as you can and include the card with the letter - with instructions to give the remaining points to monkey boy, for being so efficient.
 
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