The drunkest any one has ever been

[theflamingred]

... I started to be sick and (like got a quid)got really scared co's it was red, I later remembered I was drinking cherry B and cider (leg over).

Lodged for a bit a while back with a very nice land lady. She'd just finished getting the house just so and celebrated by having friends round for a suitable house warming. There was much drinking of red wine. And much of her friend vomitting near pure red wine over her nice new cream carpet.

 

[Gramaisc]

Just found this, looking for something else. On Good Friday '78, when Santana was playing the Showground, the Vibrators were playing the Poly canteen - and it was a cheap spirits night. So, obviously, we were on quadruple Southern Comforts, to avoid wasting time in the queue. I remember most of the first half of the night, including the nice policeman suggesting that we eased it off a bit. I woke up very slowly the next morning, shivering, and with a throbbing, roaring noise in my head. The ceiling in my room was primrose yellow, but when I risked opening one eye I could only see blue. I tried the other - still blue. I panicked and decided I'd got to get help before my vision went altogether. So I forced myself to open both eyes - and then the branches of the tree came into focus. I was lying at the side of the Tixall Road, where the 30 limit sign is, and the noise was the traffic going past. So I got up and went home...

 

[John Marwood]

If that was The Gate end then you were probably not alone

 

[Wyred]

I never ever get drunk

 

[Mrs B]

I was 17, living in Barbados and a gang of us decided to hit the Jolly Roger cruise boat, we got on at 9.00am dont know what time we got off but all I can really remember was finding myself back at the yacht club, sitting under a running tap and then later on falling asleep on top of a load of sailing dinghy rudder's in a locker. I had a very stiff back!

Also, had a bit of a garden party last year bbq the works, the neighbours thought it would be funny to mix my drinks for me needless to say I was a physical wreck couldnt stand, woke up at 11am the next day still very drunk and was quite bad.......Ive hardly touched the stuff since lol

 

[Theresa Green]

Too many to mention although there was one occasion after leaving the grapes I attempted to jump the road barrier (back of old Tesco) and fell next thing I remember it was daylight, my mate had gone and I was flat out on the grass,I started to be sick and (like got a quid)got really scared co's it was red, I later remembered I was drinking cherry B and cider (leg over). I also remember going to an all night party on the Newport rd. On the way home I decided to stop at pitcher bank for a bus. I remember it was when Motorhead, girls school etc were on at Bingley Hall and loads were waiting for a bus. I ledged on the window sill of the british legion thinking that I will never get on the bus. The next thing I was being woken by an old lady asking if I was okay. Everyone had gone, don't know how long I had been there. Must have looked a right tramp. There have been far worse but I don't want to give the wrong impression.

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[Glam]

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