The local papers report . . .

MISS T

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A massive 45 per cent of Stafford people are overweight according to shock statistics released this week.This means a whopping 55,125 borough residents are carrying excess weight.

Will that number rise to 55,127 when Jimbob and Dirtybobby return to the Ford next year?
 

db

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MISS T said:
A massive 45 per cent of Stafford people are overweight according to shock statistics released this week.This means a whopping 55,125 borough residents are carrying excess weight.

Will that number rise to 55,127 when Jimbob and Dirtybobby return to the Ford next year?
ha ruddy ha..

a very amusing, and yet accurate, observation :v:
 

MISS T

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I was stunned when I joined the gym, and they weighed, measured and took my insides out for inspection, to report back that I was, for height and age, over the norm and there for alittle to heavy. Which is my point really, it's all over-kill not over-weight. I see what they're trying to do, but I for one ain't playin'.
I mean 5' 7, 36-26-36. What the F**k is wrong with that????


Nothing I suppose if it were true.
 

TENSHON

4000th post? Whatever, I'm nonchalant..
jimbob23 said:
MISS T said:
Will that number rise to 55,127 when Jimbob and Dirtybobby return to the Ford next year?
33% of my body weight is hair.
33% of your body weight is facial hair. the other 66% is pubic hair.
 

MISS T

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Stafford rangers' fans have been applauded for their behaviour and enthusiasm-despite their teams 3-0 defeat against Brighton and Hove Albion in the FA cup second round.
Almost 500 supporters made the 440-mile round trip.
Well done.:slayer:
 

BBC

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Some only managed to see the second half too! In what i may add is the wierdest football stadium i've ever seen! A glorified rowley park.

Some good chant's from the borough faithful(?!?) lots of new faces from those seen week in week out at fortress marston. Examples:

We can see you holding hands
Do you take it up the arse
Does your boyfriend know your here etc

We tried and failed to start singing my birthday tune :D

Have to say though, after going out in Brighton in the evening (in hurricane winds!) that the people of Brighton are up their own arses rather than each others (apperently the gay capital thing is over exaggerated) I mean show me another town where it is a regular policy to ask for ID to show you are a local resident??? This was the case even in the walkabout and weatherspoons!!

Apparently Brighton is too cool for school (?!) and they want to keep it this way by not letting any outsiders into their beloved town's nightclubs/bars etc!? I thought Brighton was a bloody tourist destination! Anyway after over an hours completely needless queing to get in Brighton's 'best club' We were greeted by a 30 minute que to put your coat in then one sole barmaid at an overcrowded bar! Not impressed with the place to be honest. Way too much unjustified ego! I mean can you imagine if the bars in town opened a 'no yam yam policy'?? Hold on let me think about that one. ;)
 

MISS T

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Burglars raided The Doxey Arms and escaped with £10,000 of cash, fruit machine and cigarette dispenser.A red and blue Honda motorbike was stolen from the back yard the night before. it's believed to have happened between 3am and 11.30am on Sunday .
 

jimbob23

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MISS T said:
Burglars raided The Doxey Arms and escaped with £10,000 of cash, fruit machine and cigarette dispenser.A red and blue Honda motorbike was stolen from the back yard the night before. it's believed to have happened between 3am and 11.30am on Sunday .
I'll ask the folks if they've heard about that. They live near there.

Last time it was robbed it was the landlord doing a runner.
 

MISS T

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A Stafford town centre coffee house is to be converted into the town's first tapas and cocktail bar. Stephanie's in St.Mary's mews will become The Muse in February.
The new bar will specialise in offering hot and spicy Mexican and Spanish food. :munch:
 

db

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MISS T said:
A Stafford town centre coffee house is to be converted into the town's first tapas and cocktail bar. Stephanie's in St.Mary's mews will become The Muse in February.
The new bar will specialise in offering hot and spicy Mexican and Spanish food. :munch:
get in.. i'm there with bells on.. and a sombrero..
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
lol. i really like that building, its got a mezzanine and everything. might be quite interesting if it turms into a proper bar. im crossing me fingers like.
 

victoriab

victoriaboyle.co.uk
I'd forgotton about Stephanie's I used to really like that place. A tapas bar there sounds bloody marvellous!
 

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cookie_monster said:
the few times i went to stephanies the scones were always stale. :(
If anyone here pronounces "scone" so that it rhymes with "stone" I'm banning you.. I'm not even joking..




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