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Roll up! Roll up; ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. We are proud to present for your entertainment and exhultation: Stafford's premier slide guitar-driven, cupcake-related blues act, The Muffcakes.
This ensemble of ill-kempt minstrels will take to the stage at 9pm upon Saturday the 19th April and play their brand of acoustic-electric country-urban blues for the delight of the assembled patrons.
Entrance is free, representing the best value entertainment available to man or beast, and members of the band will personally attest to the beer-keeping ability of the establishment's proprietor.
This ensemble of ill-kempt minstrels will take to the stage at 9pm upon Saturday the 19th April and play their brand of acoustic-electric country-urban blues for the delight of the assembled patrons.
Entrance is free, representing the best value entertainment available to man or beast, and members of the band will personally attest to the beer-keeping ability of the establishment's proprietor.