The new "Where's Wally?"................"Where's Henry?"

Phat Fairy

Active Member

As much as I loved the cult classic cartoon "Where's Wally?" I am starting to find the Government's latest creation "Where's Henry?" a little bit tedious.

Where's Wally would be fun and stimulating and you'd always find him and it usually only took a few minutes. Where's Henry on the other hand has taken countless casualties. Participants can experience severe irritableness, loss of the loss of ability to function, high phone bills and lack of sleep. Some participants have been trapped for days and weeks on end looking for Henry! They have a go themselves, then they phone close friends who have played "Where's Henry?" before in the hope that they might have the answer (and lets face it, we all hate making those calls), when this avenue proves fruitless the player is forced to ring anybody in their phone book who may have possibly at one point played this game.... or if they know anyone that has........or ask random people in the street.


Then the holy grail comes: a friend of a friend of the next door neighbour's cat's sister has found henry...... elated,:dance: you think that your trials are over and everything is going to be ok when you realise that what you've found isn't Henry it is his underweight, low grade imposter Bob ..... and as if this wasn't bad enough you also discover that this Bob is a bit of a beachhead and is covered in sand........

And So the search begins again....

So before I enter in to this rigmorole can any one tell me if they've found henry?
 

DaveDon'tRave

Well-Known Forumite
I can't help but feel that had this 'Where's Henry' business had been posted in the 'Things of Random Interest - With a Detached PostModern Feel', it would have made a helluva lot more sense.
 
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