The real Nuns on the run!

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
The Sun said:
FIFTY-five nuns were on the run last night after racking up debts of £400,000.

The women — all called Maria — had secretly run a knitwear company on the side for ten years.

Their convent supplied 25 shops and they blew a fortune travelling to fashion shows across Europe to keep up with trends.

But the order of St Kyrikos and Ioulite in Northern Greece hit a cashflow crisis after spending huge sums on new machinery.

Their expensive knitting machines were put on a lorry and the sisters disappeared a few days later — just like comics Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane in the hit film Nuns of the Run.

Store owners complained the nuns — who also ran a candle-making and icon-painting business — vanished with thousands of pounds in deposits.

Greek Orthodox Church officials believe they may be hiding at a monastery in Volos, Central Greece.

Last night the nuns’ lawyer Dionysios Pelekis said they had asked church superiors to settle the debt by selling 16 convent-owned properties.

But the request was refused.
 

jimbob23

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Andreas Rex said:
The Sun said:
Their expensive knitting machines were put on a lorry and the sisters disappeared a few days later — just like comics Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane in the hit film Nuns of the Run.
Probably the best piece of journalism ever.
 

db

#chaplife
gon2seed said:
A case of "Get thee to a Punnery" methinks
lol this is some next level pun shenanigans.. if only you were here for The Great Pie Thread of 2006â„¢..
 
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