The Red Pepper - Uganda's leading tabloid

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The Red Pepper is uganda's leading tabloid newspaper, with journalism the daily mail can only dream of.. such as this choice article, for instance:

http://www.redpepper.ug/articles.php?item=1127&&CatId=6&PHPSESSID=be22a8522f972d274c6b61355656d10c

The Red Pepper said:
Our Bums Are Rotting

Players attached to a top Super League club have confirmed their manager sleeps with them in a serene secluded mansion near the Kabaka palace.

In a harrowing interview with Pepper Sport one of the players who has since lost form due to annual pains says: "I had nothing to do but to give in. The guy seduced me with lots of monies, I had no choice but to give in since I had domestic problems with one of my girl friends."

"I have almost become his wife and I am even ashamed of myself. I beg you don’t disclose my identity. I am not alone, I swear I have co wives who are my colleagues at the club," he adds as tears roll by his cheeks.

Last week angry club fans invaded the bum shafter's home and inside found two players enjoying heavy breakfast with him.

Homosexuality is growing at an alarming rate in the country recently a group of young men convened a press conference in Kampala and confessed practicing the vice.
 

MyCult

SEO to the FACE
totally, players attached to a top Super League clubs are often seduced with lots of monies
 

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#chaplife
Monquey said:
...and inside found two players enjoying heavy breakfast with him
Is this some kind of euphemism?
i know, that was my favourite bit.. like having breakfast with someone was a clear indicator of something more sinister having happened lol..
 

Timeflies

The Weatherman
And whats a heavy breakfast? Is it like a really big sausage?

The Red Pepper said:
"In a harrowing interview with Pepper Sport one of the players who has since lost form due to annual pains says: “I had nothing to do but to give in. The guy seduced me with lots of monies, I had no choice but to give in since I had domestic problems with one of my girl friends.â€
There are so many things wrong with this sentance... "Annual" Pains, one of my girlfriends.....

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