The Stafford Beast

Gramaisc

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New photo of the 'Essex Beast' - bookings now being taken for safaris...
 

gilbert grape

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"Maine Coons like to hunt, and where he was is a particular area he likes to go.
"He's always coming back with birds."

You can't say that on the BBC!!!!!!!!!!!
 

casualbob

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We used to have an office up on the Cannock Chase Enterprise Centre between Rugeley and Hednesford. One day we came in and a whole area of woodland had been police-taped off and we didn't know why. The next week in the paper it turned out there'd been a panther sighting and that's how seriously they'd taken it.

I was eager to don a pantomime cow-style panther costume with a friend, but knowing our luck we'd have been tranquillised.
 

Gramaisc

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We used to have an office up on the Cannock Chase Enterprise Centre between Rugeley and Hednesford. One day we came in and a whole area of woodland had been police-taped off and we didn't know why. The next week in the paper it turned out there'd been a panther sighting and that's how seriously they'd taken it.

I was eager to don a pantomime cow-style panther costume with a friend, but knowing our luck we'd have been tranquillised.
Whilst a great fan of wind-ups, I would caution that you could find yourself the target of something a bit less unleaded than Valium..
 

darben

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How did it stare at him with its back to the lens?

Ask the OrangeCat@Cocktimusprime4 apparently it walked up the tree, actually WALKED! :strange:This can be no ordinary cat, as an ordinary would merely climb the tree.

orange cat on twitter said said:
@Cocktimusprime4: @ExpressandStar I saw the #Cannock #Chase #Cat today walked up tree and stared at me it was the size of a average dog http://t.co/vQFE1p6knd
 
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