"Thou Shalt Not Steal...

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...Actually, scratch that last one Moses - 9 commandments is plenty!"

The church gives the thumbs-up to shoplifting.

right, i'm off down tesco, with the lord on my side!

 

[shoes]

Oh dear! I wonder if the church will be producing hoodies for their congregation?

 

[Francis]

How about this church living by the words in the bible about helping your neighbour. And isn't there a commandment about not stealing? Somebody needs to be hit upside their head with that bible and given a large dose of common sense.

~Francis

 

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And isn't there a commandment about not stealing?

there is indeed.. in fact, it's in the thread title! lol..

 

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more christian related lulz:

A risque church billboard showing the Virgin Mary and Joseph in bed apparently after having disappointing sex has caused outrage among Christians in New Zealand.