John Marwood
I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Just had a lovely letter through the post saying that the penalty charge will be cancelled.
Who pays for the stamp?
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Just had a lovely letter through the post saying that the penalty charge will be cancelled.
Over heard at a Cannock car boot sale, a few years back but still tickles me now.
Woman in drivers seat: i car park this car i car.
bless.
You can't park a car at cardiff arms park
On the bus (again)
Lady on the phone - I was lying on my back and I swear I almost swallowed my tongue. Anyway duck I've got to go, I've got a big buffet to make at work and I'm still drunk, need to sober up first.
If anyone has a buffet ordered - worry!
I think I need to get on some buses, sounds like good material for script writing. Can you recommend any interesting routes?
Come join me on the number 10 Mr. Marwood - always guaranteed to be a laugh a minute.
Well, well, the last offer I had was related to a number 2 so I see this as real progess
That is absolutely disgusting Mr. Marwood - we didn't need to know that!
No. 10 is Parkside to town.
Ahaa, makes sense now, the nonsense, that is
That is absolutely disgusting Mr. Marwood - we didn't need to know that!
No. 10 is Parkside to town.
The day your nonsense makes sense is the day I go into town on the number 10 and don't overhear a strange conversation!