Today I Heard.....

[littleme]

Been on the Tannoy again?





Or the gin...?

Neither I'm afraid

 

[BobClay]

Errrrrr, (at the risk of receiving a volley of fire) ….. what's a kj ?

 

[littleme]

Errrrrr, (at the risk of receiving a volley of fire) ….. what's a kj ?

KNOB JOCKEY!

I'm not saying it again! Also, I'm wondering what the Forum will turn that into....

 

[littleme]

KNOB JOCKEY!

I'm not saying it again! Also, I'm wondering what the Forum will turn that into....

Oooo

 

[BobClay]

Right …. (crawls away and finds a rock to hide under.)

(So asking 'what's a knob ?' and 'what's a jockey ?' could be construed as a bad move. )

 

[Carole]

I actually googled KJ and the answer is a kilojoule.

Although I couldn’t actually visualise a kilojoule riding a bike in a hoodie, but then hey, what do I know?

 

[BobClay]

See … see …. I know what a kilojoule is. All that hanging me up on the dungeon wall about knobbly horse riders wasn't necessary.

(Not that I didn't sort of enjoy it.)

 

[Noah]

Alternatives -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KJ

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KJ

https://www.acronymfinder.com/KJ.html

... Google is not the only search engine.

 

[Gramaisc]

...someone in this pub tell me "I'm just going to chill by the fire".

I decided not to get into a discussion about thermodynamics.

 

[Tilly]

a flock of 30 or so house/sand martins had arrived on the marshes

 

[Sir BoD]

a flock of 30 or so house/sand martins had arrived on the marshes

What a good place to be.

 

[BobClay]

I noticed the Starlings have disappeared from my feeders in the garden, I believe a fair amount of them migrate off north somewhere, (Butlins in Skegness ?) Gives the little uns a better run at the feeders. I have a couple of caged ones that supposedly only the little uns can get at, but I have to tell you, Starlings would make good safecrackers because one way or another, they got at them.

 

[tek-monkey]

Paul Merton reference Stafford on HIGNFY.

 

[Sir BoD]

Paul Merton reference Stafford on HIGNFY.

What was the context?

 

[tek-monkey]

I can't remember! I'll watch it back, it was around the 25 minute mark IIRC.

 

[Trumpet]

What was the context?

If I recall, it was one of his surreal 'throw away' comments.

 

[tek-monkey]

If I recall, it was one of his surreal 'throw away' comments.

Possibly involving food?

 

[Trumpet]

Can't remember.

 

[Trumpet]

Trains?

 

[Tilly]

" Buy Spaniels

Sell Corgis "