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Today I Heard.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by That-Crazy-Rat-Lady, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. Sir BoD

    Sir BoD Well-Known Forumite

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    "Jesus turns up in a scone in Stafford".
     
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  2. BobClay

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    Not .... Not ......... THE HOLY SCONE ???

    Eat yer hearts out Monty Python types: :buddy:

     
  3. Noah

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    Or possibly the Scone of Stone?
     
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  4. BobClay

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    Known to the ancients as the site of the legendary 'Joules' brewery. Wherein the elixir of life was thought to be contemplated. :pint:

    (We could be getting off thread here. But ... why not ?) :pie:
     
  5. Tilly

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    [​IMG]
     
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    aka 'The Ghetto Bird'
     
  9. Tilly

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    Today is Good Wednesday
     
  10. Trumpet

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    I'll let you know.
     
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  11. Gramaisc

    Gramaisc Forum O. G.

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    ... two local yobbos loudly proclaiming themselves to be "proper Stafford" and declaring "Brexit all the way", whilst trying to pick fights with anybody who looked even slightly foreign, demanding to know if they had a passport, telling them to "feck off home!" and declaring most of their post-adolescent male targets to be paedophiles.

    Welcome to the UK, 2019.

    Most people were treating them with the disappointed contempt that they deserve, but, hopefully, the descriptions supplied were adequate for the cops to intervene before they met somebody with less restraint. CCTV was being examined and I suspect that they are likely to be 'known to the police'.




    I wonder who they think pays the tax that their benefits come out of?
     
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  12. basil

    basil don't mention the blinds

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    Possibly the Faragettes....
     
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  13. That-Crazy-Rat-Lady

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    'If slugs are just a giant muscle - does that mean all our muscles are slugs?'

    Logic.
     
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    Good logic. As I staggered up the Brecon Beacons last Sunday, there's no doubt that all the muscles in my legs had turned into slugs. :heyhey:
     
  15. Thehooperman

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    Only if your muscles are giant :)
     
  16. Glam

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    Crash,bang wallop from the machines over the road. Why can't they build that sodding new road elsewhere?!
     
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  17. Tilly

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    Got any Quo?
     
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  18. Glam

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    Tons over the road!
     
  19. basil

    basil don't mention the blinds

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    What you're proposing......
     
  20. Glam

    Glam Mad Cat Woman

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    Whatever you want............
     
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