Today I Heard.....

Jade-clothing

Jade-clothing

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littleme said:
Just now while looking for white cabbages at the car boot sale...

Me: Ooo look at those giant bras.
Husband: We could carry the cabbage home in one!
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There's another link between cabbages and bras (other than Gramaisc's photo) - cabbage leaf slipped into the cup of your bra to prevent soreness and swelling during breastfeeding.
 
littleme

littleme

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Today whilst shopping, two woman discussing the difference between cottage pie and shepherds pie....

"Cottage pie has loads if veg in, Shepherds pie is just meat!"
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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..this lad, shouting his head off for no apparent reason..

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Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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Whoever has just read the Radio 4 News has just referred to the attempt to raise the wreck of a German bomber from the sea and pronounced Dornier as Dornié - now, if the French had had them at the start, then things might have turned out differently....
 
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andy w

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Gramaisc said:
Whoever has just read the Radio 4 News has just referred to the attempt to raise the wreck of a German bomber from the sea and pronounced Dornier as Dornié - now, if the French had had them at the start, then things might have turned out differently....
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Focke Wulf always raised a titter, well it did for Stan Boardman whose half his act was about them
 
staffordjas

staffordjas

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A right load of Bullsh1te from a BT bloke ringing my virgin landline, when I asked him where he had got my name and number from.

Him - "It's an old recycled BT number that's been re-used"

Me - "Can't possibly have linked an old BT number, which I've never used, to a cable line with my name. When we used to be with BT years ago the number was completely different to this one"

Him - " You don't understand dear, I know it must be confusing for you.This one used to be a BT line at your address before your old number"

Me -" Our old BT line was in the house since we moved in. Before that it was a cow field. So,how did you get my name and number when I'm x directory? "

Him - " It's an old recycled number which used to be at your house. We haven't had a chance to talk about what I rang about yet"

Me - "I'm F****ing fed up with these calls. If you had told me the truth I'd have listened to what you have to say!"

Him - "blah, blah, blah"

Me - "What's your name please?"

Him - " RYAN AIR " ............................................




( Been having so many nuisance calls on both my mobile and landline number.........A coincidence that hubby been in hospital again for an operation and my name and numbers given for next of kin. Last time he went in I suddenly kept getting calls asking for me personally from all sort of places . Thought it was supposed to be confidential! )
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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Gramaisc said:
Whoever has just read the Radio 4 News has just referred to the attempt to raise the wreck of a German bomber from the sea and pronounced Dornier as Dornié - now, if the French had had them at the start, then things might have turned out differently....
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Dear Lord - there's just been ten minutes of some 'expert' doing it in Material World - makes you wonder....
 
Withnail

Withnail

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I heard someone on Radio 5 earlier talking about the Aussie cricketer involved in the punch up in Birmingham, comparing it to a similar incident some years ago saying "it's just as worse".

Just as worse? WTF?
 
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