Today I saw...

[tek-monkey]

Ive had a letter asking my opinion on switching the lights off during the hours of nightimeness. I think I may buy a torch.

Can't they just put motion sensors on them all, let them light up as you go past?

 

[Jonah]

Ive had a letter asking my opinion on switching the lights off during the hours of nightimeness. I think I may buy a torch.

Who was the letter from?

 

[peggy]

Who was the letter from?

The parish council

 

[staffordjas]

I've recently seen a dog in Stafford without hind legs,by being attached to a set of rear wheels it appears to move along in a haphazard kinda way....... There is also the black dog that wunna budge from the bridge on Newport Road until it's watched a train go by...........

I saw a dog coming out of one of the houses in Mill Bank when I was walking to college one day, the owner was attaching wheels to him and the dog looked so happy.Would have stopped to make a fuss of him but I was running late .

 

[peggy]

the surgeon.

 

[Gramaisc]

the surgeon.

Top tip - Always offer to meet them over a meal - see what they're like with a knife and fork...

 

[peggy]

Top tip - Always offer to meet them over a meal - see what they're like with a knife and fork...

funny!!
I shall be sure to keep that in mind.

 

[Gramaisc]

Today I saw the following instruction.

"Use in a sensible manner."



That quite cheered me up.

 

[Trumpet]

Today I saw the following instruction.

"Use in a sensible manner."



That quite cheered me up.

I hope that wasn't on any form of two wheeled motorised transport.

 

[Jade-clothing]

I got three for the price of one today, all in the space of an hour.
Firstly I saw a man who looked exactly like Jahmene from Xfactor in the Swan
Then I saw (technically heard) a man at the bus stop - rough and ready type but he had the squeakiest high pitched voice I've ever heard.
Then (technically smelled this one) a man on the bus - early seventies I'd say and absolutely reeked of weed!

 

[Gramaisc]

I got three for the price of one today, all in the space of an hour.
Firstly I saw a man who looked exactly like Jahmene from Xfactor in the Swan
Then I saw (technically heard) a man at the bus stop - rough and ready type but he had the squeakiest high pitched voice I've ever heard.
Then (technically smelled this one) a man on the bus - early seventies I'd say and absolutely reeked of weed!

Just 'touch' and 'taste' to go for a full set.

 

[Jade-clothing]

Just 'touch' and 'taste' to go for a full set.

My toast in the Swan tasted nice

 

[John Marwood]

A pair of Snipe

 

[Gramaisc]

..a bloke walking down the A34, with a largish rucksack and the look of somebody that wasn't just out for a stroll - so, I picked him up. It turned out that he is walking from Preston to Coventry, and Stafford was his destination for today. Three more days, he reckoned, to finish the journey, which he only seemed to be doing because he had a few days to spare...

 

[John Marwood]

Did he have a fridge?

 

[Gramaisc]

Did he have a fridge?

No. He wasn't in Ireland - or playing tennis with Moldovans..

 

[tek-monkey]

No. He wasn't in Ireland.

Could have been a sequel?

 

[Jade-clothing]

Today I saw - snow on the ground when I looked out the window. Been used to seeing palm trees, hot sunshine and shimmering blue pool for the last week - not happy

 

[Gramaisc]

..a couple shepherding eight children who were carrying a full-sized crucifixion-style cross down Sandon Road. They were struggling a bit, which might have been intentional, I suppose. I didn't ask if they had anybody in mind for later on..

 

[Gramaisc]

...a lad fire a truly impressive snot-rocket into the river from the Riverway bridge. It really looked like he'd been hit by a sniper.