Today I saw...

[Apricot]

That one of the young apricots has removed the label from her bottle of deodorant and has re-labelled it as 'Bitch Repellent'

School must be worse than she's letting on.

 

[Withnail]

... that the Wednesday market has spread down the high street.

But then i remembered that Stafford doesn't have an high street.

So it couldn't have done.

It couldn't 'of' done either - we're sick and tired of language experts after all.

 

[John Marwood]

... that the Wednesday market has spread down the high street.

But then i remembered that Stafford doesn't have an high street.

So it couldn't have done.

It couldn't 'of' done either - we're sick and tired of language experts after all.

Off of

 

[proactive]

It couldn't 'of' done either - we're sick and tired of language experts after all.

It's the world in which we live in.

 

[Glam]

At least 7 travellers and a horse box, drive down to the lorry park. Rang the police, they'll send someone out.

 

[PeterD]

Man in a wizards hat trainspotting on platform 4

 

[John Marwood]

Man in a wizards hat trainspotting on platform 4

It was good to meet you too

 

[John Marwood]

An openly gay fence

Just outside Ranton

 

[proactive]

An openly gay fence

Does he still give a good rate on gold and diamonds?

 

[tek-monkey]

That currys is now a currys/pc world/carphone warehouse, guess the unit near matalan will be vacant soon?

 

[Gramaisc]

That currys is now a currys/pc world/carphone warehouse, guess the unit near matalan will be vacant soon?

Not until the 18th, and do you mean near TK Maxx, rather than Matalan?

 

[Floss]

Last night whilst whilst walking over sainsburys lower bridge at a round 5.30 ish, I happened to look to my left under the bridge to see a bloke having a dump. There is a toilet not far away in why would you do such a thing! Gross!

 

[basil]

Last night whilst whilst walking over sainsburys lower bridge at a round 5.30 ish, I happened to look to my left under the bridge to see a bloke just finish having a dump, he pulled his trousers up having not even wiped his butt. There is a toilet not far away in sainsburys why would you do such a thing! Gross!

Marwood I presume.....

 

[Gramaisc]

..a binwoman.


..on the green bin truck..

 

[proactive]

..a binwoman.


..on the green bin truck..

Is that unusual?

 

[Gramaisc]

Is that unusual?

First that I've ever seen in this country.

 

[proactive]

First that I've ever seen in this country.

Where my wife has her shop there are two females that do the bins. Have been for years.

 

[Gramaisc]

Where my wife has her shop there are two females that do the bins. Have been for years.

Coming over here, taking our jobs...

 

[proactive]

Coming over here, taking our jobs...

They are Eastern European as it happens.

 

[Gramaisc]

They are Eastern European as it happens.

See!