Traffic management

[Russell]

Anyone on here need any in their line of work? (Traffic lights, road closures etc for those who don't know)

Experienced, fully qualified company, new to Stafford but not the work.

(Assume this is okay with the mods on here?)

Russell.

 

[John Marwood]

Are you the former President of Iran?

 

[Gramaisc]

Advertising traffic lights on here might be a dangerous move...

 

[Russell]

Are you the former President of Iran?

Why, was he devilishly handsome too?

Advertising traffic lights on here might be a dangerous move...

Not as bad as installing them on a busy 'A' road at 8.30am, believe me!

 

[John Marwood]

Ahmadinejad holds a PHD in traffic control - maybe team up

 

[Russell]

Seriously? Haha, what an odd fact to know, you should go on Eggheads with knowledge like that!

 

[John Marwood]

Seriously? Haha, what an odd fact to know, you should go on Eggheads with knowledge like that!

too late, it's fried

 

[Gramaisc]

Don't trust him on railway transport, though - he used an Irish train on his election posters - schoolboy error.

 

[Russell]

I look more like the train than him!

 

[Gramaisc]

Lovely noise - turn it up!!

 

[John Marwood]

Why is there a dead ferret on the bridge?

 

[Gramaisc]

Why is there a dead ferret on the bridge?

Sunbathing - he's gone now.

 

[John Marwood]

I just did a back of the envelope calculation and with the 40% overspend included the HS2 Railway will cost ...


One Million Pounds ( £1,000,ooo )








Per metre


(Stafford Market maybe able to do it for cheaper though)

 

[Gramaisc]

Is it not a mere £100,000 a metre? I made it £26,000 a foot in old money, before the price started going up.

Interesting to compare it with costs for continental lines of a similar nature..

 

[John Marwood]

Is it not a mere £100,000 a metre? I made it £26,000 a foot in old money, before the price started going up.

Interesting to compare it with costs for continental lines of a similar nature..

It is indeed

I was using a pub envelope at the time

Which is prone to exageration

 

[Gramaisc]

It is indeed

I was using a pub envelope at the time

Which is prone to exageration

Doesn't matter, anyway - it's only somebody else's money - apart from the bit that's ours..

Maybe if they wrote your name on the side of the rail for 'your bit' - like a sort of sponsorship thing..?

Mmm, at a grand a centimetre, they'll have to scratch it fairly small..

 

[John Marwood]

As the actress said to the Bishop

 

[John Marwood]

If you can manage to stay off the M6 northbound this evening you maybe doing yourself a favour