I don't know if this has been done before, but I thought there might be some mileage in peoples recollections, experiences etc.
I'll kick off about a wind up in the late 80's. Where I used to work we had a lad, Gary, who was a serial liar, dancing with Linda Nolan,120mph in his car etc, so much so he was nicknamed Billy Bullshiter.
One of his favourites would be to brag how he scored 90 and a ton breaks at snooker. My mate Mick decided to stitch him up and went to long lengths for the wind up. He found the address and phone number of the Assembly Rooms Derby well known for it's links with snooker, and got his girlfriend to type a letter that went something like this -
Dear Gary
I am writing on behalf of Barry Hearn's Matchroom snooker team. We have heard from our scouts that you are consistently hitting over 90 breaks and with so much potential we would like you to come for trials with a view for you to become a professinal with the Matchroom team.
Regards
Miss Smith
Barry Hearn's Personal Assistant
As Mick was going on a union course in Derby he posted the letter their to get the town's post mark. The letter was sent to our works and Mick tipped off the Foreman about the letter coming through the internal mail so when the letter arrived the Foreman handed it over to Gary and him and a few others who knew what was going on quizzed Gary about the contents of the letter. Gary was dumbstruck and red faced and said it was a wind up. Mick then said well why not phone the number and find out. After much conjoling Gary phoned the number 'Hello Assembly Rooms How can I help' Gary threw the phone down and said 'It's them' and stomped off.
Needless to say the bragging was tined down after that
I'll kick off about a wind up in the late 80's. Where I used to work we had a lad, Gary, who was a serial liar, dancing with Linda Nolan,120mph in his car etc, so much so he was nicknamed Billy Bullshiter.
One of his favourites would be to brag how he scored 90 and a ton breaks at snooker. My mate Mick decided to stitch him up and went to long lengths for the wind up. He found the address and phone number of the Assembly Rooms Derby well known for it's links with snooker, and got his girlfriend to type a letter that went something like this -
Dear Gary
I am writing on behalf of Barry Hearn's Matchroom snooker team. We have heard from our scouts that you are consistently hitting over 90 breaks and with so much potential we would like you to come for trials with a view for you to become a professinal with the Matchroom team.
Regards
Miss Smith
Barry Hearn's Personal Assistant
As Mick was going on a union course in Derby he posted the letter their to get the town's post mark. The letter was sent to our works and Mick tipped off the Foreman about the letter coming through the internal mail so when the letter arrived the Foreman handed it over to Gary and him and a few others who knew what was going on quizzed Gary about the contents of the letter. Gary was dumbstruck and red faced and said it was a wind up. Mick then said well why not phone the number and find out. After much conjoling Gary phoned the number 'Hello Assembly Rooms How can I help' Gary threw the phone down and said 'It's them' and stomped off.
Needless to say the bragging was tined down after that