useless facts? post them here......

[basil]

I am eating a lot of chocolate biscuits, not sure what constitutes too many ?.......

 

[joshua]

I am eating a lot of chocolate biscuits, not sure what constitutes too many ?.......

if you can get through a complete pack in one evening then its too many (yummy tho)

 

[Glam]

I am eating a lot of chocolate biscuits, not sure what constitutes too many ?.......

if you can get through a complete pack in one evening then its too many (yummy tho)

I can get thru a pack with a cup of tea...........

 

[Trumpet]

No such thing as grey hair

It's an optical illusion

I remember finding my first grey pube, I wouldn't have minded so much but it was in me kebab.

 

[John Marwood]

I am eating a lot of chocolate biscuits, not sure what constitutes too many ?.......

Chocolate biscuits are tax deductable

Plain no

 

[Mikinton]

The derivation of the name "foxglove" has nothing to do with either foxes or gloves.

 

[basil]

The derivation of the name "foxglove" has nothing to do with either foxes or gloves.

Are they Wanking Posts ?.....

 

[basil]

I can get thru a pack with a cup of tea...........

I am not alone......

 

[Withnail]

I am eating a lot of chocolate biscuits, not sure what constitutes too many ?.......

I have spent the last hour consuming an entire round of Camembert that was ripe enough to alter Dali's perception of time.

One suspects it is this sort of behaviour that ultimately contributes to the unsavoury appearance of my toilet bowl.

 

[Gramaisc]

I have spent the last hour consuming an entire round of Camembert that was ripe enough to alter Dali,s perception of time.

One suspects it is this sort of behaviour that ultimately contributes to the unsavoury appearance of my toilet bowl.

I have never heard anybody describe any toilet bowl as "savoury".

 

[Withnail]

Isn't it one of those spurious 'facts' that it would be more sanitary -or savoury if you will - to lick a toilet bowl than to kiss someone's mouth?

Or am I mixing my toasties?

 

[age'd parent]

Elephants can't jump apparently... no ankles.

 

[Mikinton]

Elephants can't jump apparently... no ankles.

Someone tell this chap. He's checking the manual.

 

[John Marwood]

The longest shit ever verified was produced by an american who produced a shit over a period of 2 hours and 12 minuted which was officially measured at 12ft 2 inches. He is also banned from 134 public toilets in his state!

And is now Chancellor of the Exchequer?