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dylanf

Fat Git
If ASP is for homos and php is for Linux geeks who wear sandles, which web programming language should you use if you are normal
 

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
dylanf said:
If ASP is for homos and php is for Linux geeks who wear sandles, which web programming language should you use if you are normal
A very mature post dylan....well done.
 

db

#chaplife
dylanf said:
If ASP is for homos and php is for Linux geeks who wear sandles, which web programming language should you use if you are normal
ASP is derided by many people for the usual "lolz micro$oft" reasons, but i've never heard anything bad said about PHP.. this forum runs on PHP, as do most of the websites you visit..

depends what you want to achieve, i guess.. PHP is defo the most popular though, i reckons..
 

dylanf

Fat Git
I was just bored when I posted the message. Trying to see if I can get any reaction. In reality I don't really care.
 

theflamingred

Well-Known Forumite
dylanf said:
... which web programming language should you use if you are normal
I like your assumption that normal people would even entertain the thought of programming. 'Normal' people hire someone else to do it or go to PC World and pay for rubbish software to do things badly for them.

We only have Microsoft systems at work - ASP only realm. :emo:
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
LMAO, true, a normy wouldn't want this job!

Never understood why people would rather pay for an ASP server than get a free php one, but there you go. Also, if you use php, there are a lot more open source programs you can steal. Just yesterday I set up a web proxy so a mate could bypass his works web filter :D
 

-=Stubee=-

Pretentious poster
dylanf said:
If ASP is for homos and php is for Linux geeks who wear sandles, which web programming language should you use if you are normal
Why stick to one language when you can use the best bits of each?
I love Unix and use Ubuntu. Just because I spend fourteen hours a day in front of a computer, wear sandles and snort when I laugh doesn't mean I'm not cool..... does it. Setting up a proxy to bypass internet filters is no hard task and often proxies are too slow. Why not just use one of these free websites?
Does anyone in Stafford WarDrive?
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Cos his work have banned all the usual proxy sites already, so setting up temp ones is the only way to go at the min. Unless I can get vnc running through his works network anyway, then he could remote his own PC instead.

Is wardriving when you hang around strangers houses stealing their internet to download dodgy pr0n?
 

theflamingred

Well-Known Forumite
tek-monkey said:
Never understood why people would rather pay for an ASP server than get a free php one, but there you go.
You often find this the case in educational establishments that run accredited Microsoft training. All to do with some form of back scratching I presume. :monkey:
 

-=Stubee=-

Pretentious poster
tek-monkey said:
Is wardriving when you hang around strangers houses stealing their internet to download dodgy pr0n?
I've heard of Wardrivers that look for unprotected home networks and then spangle the router so the access point can't be used untill a hardware reset is done. This process is known amongst the Scanners as "Tony Blairing". Well I guess this only effects the people stupid enough to leave there router on the default settings.
The police have started Wardriving and then mailing the network owners telling them to password their routers. How savy.

Man I heard that the FBI have been working on a system that can activate the microphone in a mobile phone even if the mobile is switched off. They use it to evesdrop on the mafia. How cool would it be to have that job. reminds me of "Trois couleurs Rouge"

Would Iptunnel do the same job as VNC?
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
If a mobile is switched off, how can it receive signals? I wasn't aware phones had a WOL facility?
 

-=Stubee=-

Pretentious poster
tek-monkey said:
If a mobile is switched off, how can it receive signals? I wasn't aware phones had a WOL facility?
Most mobile phones don't fully power down untill the battery is removed.
I heard about roving bug on News24 and looked into it online, here's the article I found if your interested.

Roving Bug Article!
 

Lunar Scorpion

Anarchy in the UK
dylanf said:
If ASP is for homos and php is for Linux geeks who wear sandles, which web programming language should you use if you are normal
HTML - it's a piece of piss to learn, and then you can jazz it up with CSS!

Otherwise, I think I'll have to go with PHP. =)
 
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