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When was the wedding? Where were the invites? Did the Greyhounds go as bridesmaids? So many questions, so little space to ask them in!Jesus wept. If my other half came home to a scene like that I'd be getting divorced :p
Don't ever tell me your house is a mess....
Long-tailed tits are bastards.Great, Blue, Coal and Long of Tail.
Bastards - they're all bastards!I can't see a Long-tailed tit without thinking of you.
Tell me that when the little bastards have been banging on your windows for eighteen hours a day for three months...Lovely they are really though.
I love the way they stick together - you always hear them before you see them - then one flits to the next tree - then much noise and fluster occurs - then another two or three join the first - then more noise and fluster occurs - then maybe four or five make the leap to join them - more noise and fluster - then the rest of them move till they're all together again. Then one flits to the next tree -.
Brave beasts as well - let you come closer than even Robins.
I am a lady - clues in the name
I don't own an electric toothbrush - they scare me!
However I did once use the other half's tooth brush to clean a rather stubborn soap dish - he was not impressed.
And the winner of euphemism of the year is....
I do believe Mr Marwood that you have already presented that award once already this year!
That'll be the Hogans Panking Pole
I was dubious about Googling this - but now I'm just thirsty...
Ive put a Hogans Mulled Cider avec Amaretto in behind the bar for ye