What school did you go to?

db

#chaplife
big up yo' school in here..

obviously, walton was the best, but if any of you reprobates had the misfortune of going elsewhere then we will at least patronise you by pretending to be interested to hear about it :v:

i'm sure andreas can pimp walton high more verbosely than myself (despite him having possibly the worst memory of any living creature), but here are a few highlights of attending this glorious institution:

ice cream van - parked on-site during lunch, but was subsequently moved to outside the school gates.. this mother lover must have made a farking killing flogging crap sweets from the cash n carry for ~5000% cost.. seriously - those smiley faces for 10p?? he must have paid about a quid for a box of those things..

snack trolley - all the wonders of the world, presented in heavily sugared form.. split donuts, iced shortcake, flapjacks - the list was endless..

mr. r******s - even before my sisters' time, there were unsubstantiated rumours about his penchant for sheep.. this (obviously - duh!) also meant he like boys.. cue years and years of endless torment for the poor, spittle-lipped bummer.. imagine my glee when a girl i know, who both attended and subsequently worked at walton, told me about how he had been suspended pending investigation following alleged "inappropriate advances on a [male] pupil" :v:

shit - my lunch is over so i'm going to have to cut this short :( i'll leave the rest of you to fill in the blanks!
 

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
jimbob23 said:
King Edwards. Not even going to pretend it was good because I hated every minute of it.
Man alive did I also know you in a previous life. I won't discuss any of those years except to say they were all shit.
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
i went to blessos, cos i was catholic and i was scared of the lord.
i actually quite enjoyed it looking back, best days of your life and all that bozwollox.
think i may be in the blessos minority though, except for tenshon who i didnt know at the time as he was in 'the upper' school when i was a lowly 'lower school' geek.
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
Anders_ Panders said:
I was a blesso's lass
aye forgot about you, but then we were the other way around. saw mrs cunion the other day at the station, she still struck the fear into me the evil bitch.

i have to say, as i have many times, that BBC's dad was the finest teacher i ever had, and the only one i ever liked.
 

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
Loved catching the teachers out/at it.
In R.E at Chetwynd and Miss R.E asked me to take a letter down to Mr.Woodwork. Obviously I sneaked a peek (it wasn't sealed, Big mistake). We all knew something was goin on, but Mr.Woodwork was a married man . . . anyway, it just simply read 'Cactus'!
 

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
I've got issues with Walton. They made me wear a freakin visitor's badge to get into school for the 6th form!! Unfortunately for them (and possibly for me, in some respects) it had an adverse effect on my attendance, which dropped steeply from about 3% to 0%.

:eng101: Must. Try. Harder.
 

BBC

You knows it
Blesso's too. Like Rich said and like my Grandad always warned me, you don't realise how easy it was till you leave. Imagine being able to play football every lunchtime now?!? That would be truly wicked.

rich upsetter said:
i have to say, as i have many times, that BBC's dad was the finest teacher i ever had, and the only one i ever liked.
Your not the first to have made this comment Rich but i will pass on the praise too the old man. He now resides mainly on the golf course because even he admits that the kids of today are little sh*ts compared to 'our generation'

:)
 

cookie_monster

Well-Known Forumite
dirtybobby said:
ice cream van

snack trolley

mr. r******s
snigger. a certain member of this forum has yet to post helped me let the tyres down on the ice cream van after i got banned from there. he sold substandard crisps and then had the nerve to ban when when i hurled a tirade of abuse his way for his actions.

mrs buckingham the head kitchen lady, what a top woman!!!! cakes and sweet stuff was her forte and lordy me, we reaped the benefits. the still warm flapjack....hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and the least said about that certain member of staff......definately the better!

i hope people say nice things about my mum, like they do BBC's. doubt it though :meh:


x
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
BBC said:
rich upsetter said:
mr covaleski - 'ZOOM!'
That man is a true leg end! He also possesed the tightest shorts known to man :)
he also seemed to be very 70s for some reason. reckon he was stuck back in that time. proper old skool PE teacher. took no shit, but fair with it.
 

BBC

You knows it
rich upsetter said:
he also seemed to be very 70s for some reason. reckon he was stuck back in that time. proper old skool PE teacher. took no shit, but fair with it.
Agreed he was (and still is) a proper 'bloke'. Loves his sport, loves his beer and doesn't shirk at a hard days graft!

'spec to the cogmeister :)
 
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