Anything by the Fratellis, the Hoosiers, the Killers, the Kooks, the Enemy, the Wankers, the Plain White Tees, the Twats, the Bollocks, Maximo Park, the Morons, the Chimps, the Imps, the Shrimps, Bloc Party, Schloc Party, Moc Arty, Professor Moriarty, Scouting for Girls, the Klaxons, Pigeon Detectives and any other large-haired, impossibly-tight-jean-wearing, silly-white-canvas-shoe-sporting dross peddlars.
It's so farking dull!!!
Whenever I tell people I like hip-hop, all I ever get is, "Oh, there's been no decent hip-hop made since [insert arbritrarily chosen year here]." OK, the mainstream's a bit shaky, and I can see why people hate Fiddy et al, but there's some quite good thing's going on if you look a bit deeper.
This kind of signs my own argument's death warrant - no doubt if you look a little deeper there's some interesting and entertaining guitar-led stuff going on, but listening to Radio 1 all day at work has made me realise just how dire state of "popular" music is.
To be honest I'd rather listen to Girls Aloud, Take That or even the Cheeky farking Girls. At least they seem to be enjoying themselves and doing something they - however misguidedly and superficially - believe in, rather than going through the motions like the above mentioned band of soulless middle class twits.
I know that my point's pretty flimsy - if you were listening to anything all day you'd get sick of it, but I need to get off my chest how wank all this stuff is. How long before all records in the top 40 consist of one chord accompanied by a three-minute long sigh, or somebody going "Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo," until the drummer dies of boredom?
All I can do is cross my fingers and hope somebody else wants to listen to Radio 6. They played "Going the Distance" by Cake yesterday. You wouldn't get that on Radio 1.