What's with Staffordians?

gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
I fell foul of the urban legend when telling my veggie mate that the shakes contained chicken fat, apparently they used to, but they no longer do! He'd removed them from his kids diet for weeks, under much protest!

PS Dirtybobby accept your point about youth culture vs chavs, and whilst I don't accept there is a true definition of a chav, I actually revell in labelling all young people and as such and asbo's aswell. It all adds to the grumpy old man personae, I know its inaccurate and annoying and that's exactly why I use it! Cantankerous, obnoxious, inaccurate rants are my speciality. Sorry!
 

db

#chaplife
gon2seed said:
PS Dirtybobby accept your point about youth culture vs chavs, and whilst I don't accept there is a true definition of a chav, I actually revell in labelling all young people and as such and asbo's aswell. It all adds to the grumpy old man personae, I know its inaccurate and annoying and that's exactly why I use it! Cantankerous, obnoxious, inaccurate rants are my speciality. Sorry!
don't apologise, i'm much the same way.. i feel like my day is wasted unless i have pissed off at least one chin stroking left wing hippie :teef:
 

UltraSBM

Not the official 2520th poster!
Andreas Rex: My bro works in maccies so I can get him to get me a book of vouchers for u...if you want?
Bear in mind tho that this set of vouchers has none whatsoever where you get either "2 meals for £4" or "buy one meal get another free"...they are merely all buy one get one free on big macs, and big macs for 99p etc etc...
 

Andreas Rex

Banned for smiling
UltraSBM said:
Andreas Rex: My bro works in maccies so I can get him to get me a book of vouchers for u...if you want?
Thanks for the offer mate...i think i'll do fine without. I'd be just as disgruntled if BBC had received vouchers for incontinence pants or goat herding lessons...it's just the fact that i didn't get them!

:gonk:
 

jimbob23

Official 1000th poster
dirtybobby said:
the "gravity defying" jeans you describe would usually be attributed to either emo/skater kids (if they are scruffy) or the hip-hop/urban fraternity (if they are over-priced designer labels)..
Anders Panders/me mum/Anders Panders' mum/colleagues are always telling me to pull my jeans up, and that at 29 I shouldn't be wearing them round my arse anymore.

I say "bollocks" (not to my mum or Panders' mum, obviously. Alright, sometimes to my mum) to your jeans fascism - I'll wear them backwards with my arms tucked in but with my finger poking out of the fly - resembling a small, articulated penis - if I so wish.

I know the Upsetter has my back on this one - he's the only person I know these days that actually wears his lower than I do mine.
 

db

#chaplife
jimbob23 said:
I say "bollocks" (not to my mum or Panders' mum, obviously. Alright, sometimes to my mum) to your jeans fascism - I'll wear them backwards with my arms tucked in but with my finger poking out of the fly - resembling a small, articulated penis - if I so wish.

I know the Upsetter has my back on this one - he's the only person I know these days that actually wears his lower than I do mine.
i wasn't actually deriding the wearing of jeans around one's arse.. indeed, if you had to pigeonhole me you would probably plop me in the latter ("urban") category i describe above, and thus can often be found with my akademiks hanging somewhere around my knees.. i was simply pointing out gon2seed's inappropriate use of "chav" :v:
 

jimbob23

Official 1000th poster
dirtybobby said:
i wasn't actually deriding the wearing of jeans around one's arse.. indeed, if you had to pigeonhole me you would probably plop me in the latter ("urban") category i describe above, and thus can often be found with my akademiks hanging somewhere around my knees.. i was simply pointing out gon2seed's inappropriate use of "chav" :v:
Likewise, I wasn't accusing you of doing so. I was defending myself against all the crack haters. Crack as in arse, not as in cocaine.
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
jimbob23 said:
Anders Panders/me mum/Anders Panders' mum/colleagues are always telling me to pull my jeans up, and that at 29 I shouldn't be wearing them round my arse anymore.


I know the Upsetter has my back on this one - he's the only person I know these days that actually wears his lower than I do mine.
on this shizz, i get much the same from the 'olds'. maybe its the onset of being nearly 30, but subconciously i have actually started wearing my jeans 'properly' or the first time ever. maybe im just sick of all my change falling out me pockets whenever i sit down.
 

jimbob23

Official 1000th poster
rich upsetter said:
on this shizz, i get much the same from the 'olds'. maybe its the onset of being nearly 30, but subconciously i have actually started wearing my jeans 'properly' or the first time ever. maybe im just sick of all my change falling out me pockets whenever i sit down.
Shit. No longer can I use you as an example of a peer doing the same as me. Are there any other 29+ forumites who wear their jeans in a low slung stylee? I need back-up.
 

RJS

Big Little-Guv
Andreas Rex said:
For some reason neither myself nor Tommy T, who both live round the corner from BBC, have received this booklet.
Andreas, please do not feel like you are alone, I too live near BBC and I haven't recieved any such vouchers. Fear not my friend I will soon design us some of our own, just for those that live on our street which entitles us to 3 Quarterpounders for the cheap price of a 1 cheeseburger. See who's laughing then!
 

BBC

You knows it
Just used a voucher this morning as it goes. Buy one mcmuffin get another free. splendid they were too! :bum:
 
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