Who makes the sandwiches for Kids/husbands/wives

Who makes the next day dinner sandwiches in your house

  • Take it in turns

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • Him

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Her

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Kids

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If you eat them - you make them (singular)

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14

littleme

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Large baps.

Somewhere in Devon...

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Maryland

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I think I'd either come back as a man or a cat based on the males in my household !

Cat. You'll feel no strange compulsion to pretend you can do jobs tradespeople seem to spend quite some time training for, and will never imagine your chromosome gives you, at the age of twenty or thereabouts, driving skills superior to a female who's been driving all sorts of vehicles all over the world for 40 years. You will, similarly, have no concept of Lewis Hamilton. Also, you'll be able to use the toilet properly and will do so sitting down neatly.

You might get your bits snipped off, which will cause you to put on a bit of weight and become less aggressive, but tbh the whiskas, stroking, duvets and radiators will soon make up for that sort of business. You'll still be capable of a hissy fit when necessary, oh yes.
 

Maryland

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Teacakes are hot cross buns without the cross.

Not up there they're not:

'In East Lancashire, the former West Riding of Yorkshire and elsewhere in the North like the town of Barnsley, a teacake is a round bread roll which is cut in half to make sandwiches. They do not usually contain any sort of dried fruit. They can be made with either white, brown, wholemeal, or Granary flour (a brand of flour produced by Hovis, made by malting wheat, crushing the grains, roasting them, and then mixing them with brown flour).[2] A favourite way to eat them is to slice them into fingers, toast and then spread with butter and Bovril or Marmite.'

Wikipedia again I'm afraid, but in this case right.
 

Maryland

Well-Known Forumite
Marmite.

As I write this, an advert is inviting me to 'find the sweet Asian woman you were meant to be with'.

Well if I didn't know that, how come they do? And their grammar is crap.
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Marmite.

As I write this, an advert is inviting me to 'find the sweet Asian woman you were meant to be with'.

Well if I didn't know that, how come they do? And their grammar is crap.
Different thread - I know. But I'm being told how to cut down on belly fat - don't eat so many bacon rolls! And offering me the chance to join the Paltalk webcam chat rooms - already a fully paid up member!
 

peggy

Well-Known Forumite
Cheese and marmite bap!
We share making sandwiches, I pass the lunch boxes he does the rest. He cooks, very well too. I don't work either
 

Noah

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Partner is rather non-plussed at times, having previously done all the cooking she is now surrounded by men, son, son-in-law & yours truly, who do the cooking. Everyone makes their own sandwiches though - except for son who buys them.
 

Tilly

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Not up there they're not:

'In East Lancashire, the former West Riding of Yorkshire and elsewhere in the North like the town of Barnsley, a teacake is a round bread roll which is cut in half to make sandwiches. They do not usually contain any sort of dried fruit. They can be made with either white, brown, wholemeal, or Granary flour (a brand of flour produced by Hovis, made by malting wheat, crushing the grains, roasting them, and then mixing them with brown flour).[2] A favourite way to eat them is to slice them into fingers, toast and then spread with butter and Bovril or Marmite.'

Wikipedia again I'm afraid, but in this case right.
 
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