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... a woman with an unusually small dog - well i suppose it wasn't particularly unusual, after all many dogs are freakishly small - chatting away to another woman with an equally unusually small - see, undermining the unusualness given that two were very much in close proximity - dog.
Absorbed as they were in their conversation, the first woman - not that i'm ranking them in any way, just the first woman that i mentioned above - didn't notice that her strangely small dog did a figure of eight between her legs, cocked its own leg, and did a proportionally small wee on her shoe.
Nobody noticed except me.
Absorbed as they were in their conversation, the first woman - not that i'm ranking them in any way, just the first woman that i mentioned above - didn't notice that her strangely small dog did a figure of eight between her legs, cocked its own leg, and did a proportionally small wee on her shoe.
Nobody noticed except me.