Today I Heard.....

basil

don't mention the blinds
that our fearless leader 'vows to move heaven and earth ' to secure anyone endangered by the new Afghanistan regime.
I have emailed the above mentioned twat asking if he would kindly furnish me when he has accomplished this task......
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
A town crier bellowing a load of sh!te about Specsavers doing free hearing aid tests.

I wondered why he had to shout so loudly then I realised that he must have had a Specsavers hearing aid fitted and didn't realise how loud he was :)
... a bloke on Radio 3 say "most of the music on my recent CD is Scheidt"

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basil

don't mention the blinds
that our fearless leader 'vows to move heaven and earth ' to secure anyone endangered by the new Afghanistan regime.
I have emailed the above mentioned twat asking if he would kindly furnish me when he has accomplished this task......
Seems he's passed on this soundbite, and now banging on about Peppa Pig, presumably after a massive toke.....
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
So ..... if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck ... it's a magduck ? or maybe a duckpie ?

(As I've mentioned before ... whatever she's drinking ... I want a crate of it. :pint:🤪)
 

Trumpet

Well-Known Forumite
Speaking of The Wurzels, on Cannock Chase Radio there's currently an advert for a driveway cleaning company based in Stafford where the 'narator' speaks in a ridiculous West Country accent. I don't see the connection.
 

BobClay

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Today I travelled up to Barnstaple for a face to face with the Oncologist to be told that my 50 plus year old career as a 'long haired' yobbo might soon be over. I'm to start chemotherapy within the next two weeks. Hair loss apparently is one of the many side effects I might encounter. If any of these things happen I might blame it on the COVID jabs just to rile up the Corona Virus thread which has been a bit subdued lately 🤪.:rofl:

But this got me to thinking ... how come you never see a bald zombie ? :eek:

I'm also minded of an old infantry joke my Old Man told me that was gleefully shouted out of the slit trenches when the enemy mortar fire finally stopped: "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have f****** joined." :P
 
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