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BobClay

BobClay

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Peculiar cross usage of the words 'promise' and 'bullshit.'

For example: 'Will reduce inflation by half by the end of this year.'

The Bank of England have already made a prediction that this will likely be the case If there are no substantial international catastrophes in the meantime.
So guess who might be standing up at the end of the year telling us all: 'I did that, kept my promise' even though he did absolutely F**K all.

I might have to repaint my wall out back, and get in some German MG 42's.
:eek::?::P:P
 
proactive

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
BobClay said:
So guess who might be standing up at the end of the year telling us all: 'I did that, kept my promise' even though he did absolutely F**K all.
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I sincerely hope he won't be here by the end of the year, although I fear that might be because Boris is back rather than he's been kicked out at a general election.
 
BobClay

BobClay

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It does make you wonder if they should fit permanently revolving doors on Nr 10 (preferably with a piranha tank fitted underneath them.)

:facepalm::P
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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A bloke who liked horses and evaded £3 million in tax was jailed for three years.

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Presumably, that was 'different' in some way.
 
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basil said:
£100 fine ? I was going to suggest that's a fraction of a penny to most of us. However after some calculations it's more like separating a single peice of bogroll and offering up a 1cm sq of it .....

Up yours UK ......
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We're all in this together...
 
BobClay

BobClay

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You do have to wonder how the cabinet meet in the that room in Nr 10. The stink of corruption in there must be rank !!! :urgh:
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
'Careless but not deliberate'
Wow that's one fukcing huge get out of jail card........
 
Mudgie

Mudgie

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basil said:
'Careless but not deliberate'
Wow that's one fukcing huge get out of jail card........
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Attending a lockdown-busting gathering to mark then-prime minister Mr Johnson’s birthday - 'Careless but not deliberate'
Failing to wear a seat belt - 'Careless but not deliberate'
And why just politicians ?
Prince Andrew abusing seventeen year old Virginia Giuffre three times in 2001 - 'Careless but not deliberate'
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

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It seems likely that people we pay to be police officers were witness to the seat belt event, and may have been on many previous occasions. Just as they were present and witnessed the parties. I seem to remember one being in the passenger seat when Princess Anne was accidentally pulled for speeding.
 
Mudgie

Mudgie

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Gramaisc said:
It seems likely that people we pay to be police officers were witness to the seat belt event, and may have been on many previous occasions. Just as they were present and witnessed the parties. I seem to remember one being in the passenger seat when Princess Anne was accidentally pulled for speeding.
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Yes, in 2001 Princess Anne was fined £400 for speeding and in 2002 fined £500 and ordered to pay £500 compensation after pleading guilty to a charge that one of her dogs attacked two children. She's probably been more careful these past twenty years.
 
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