SCOTTISH 'Three Kick Rule'
A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The...
Have just had a fancy for a Greggs sausage roll. Walked into town at 07.00hrs, Was home within 15 minutes, all sausage rolls consumed by 07.30hrs. Even got a few for TGUWJLTFTBB
Sometimes, youngest and I take a walk up the old railway lines to the cemetary. Depending on how my knees are feeling at the time, we either go left for a longer walk, or right so I can have several sit downs. There appears to be more benches on the newer side.
Do you go through a portal to a time when there were no speed bumps, kids could play in the streets without fear of being ploughed down by someone going too fast, and 99 ice creams really were 99p?
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