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#chaplife
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your PC/browser history if you die.
2. Nothing is worse than the moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
3. Was learning cursive really necessary?
4. Google Maps need to start their directions at step 5; I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own estate.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. You're always slightly terrified when you close Word and it asks you if you want to save any changes to your 10-page technical document, even though you're sure you haven't made any changes.
8. Leaving the house feeling confident and like you're looking especially good, then not seeing anyone of importance for the entire day feels like a massive waste.
9. Sometimes, you will watch a film that you watched a million times as a youngster, and suddenly realise that you had no idea what the hell it was about when you used to watch it.
10. The only time you look forward to a red light is when you're trying to finish a text.
11. You enjoy the sense of camaraderie when and entire line of cars team up to prevent some dick from cutting in at the front. Especially if that person drives a BMW. Or a souped-up Citreon Saxo. And especially if it's at that joke of a feeder lane by New Look, just before you get to Sainsbury's.
12. Shirts get dirty. Pants get dirty. Socks get dirty. Trousers/jeans never get dirty. You can literally where them forever.
13. As a driver, you hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian you hate drivers. But no matter what the mode of transportation, you always hate cyclists.
14. Sometimes you will look at your watch/phone 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing is worse than the moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
3. Was learning cursive really necessary?
4. Google Maps need to start their directions at step 5; I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own estate.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. You're always slightly terrified when you close Word and it asks you if you want to save any changes to your 10-page technical document, even though you're sure you haven't made any changes.
8. Leaving the house feeling confident and like you're looking especially good, then not seeing anyone of importance for the entire day feels like a massive waste.
9. Sometimes, you will watch a film that you watched a million times as a youngster, and suddenly realise that you had no idea what the hell it was about when you used to watch it.
10. The only time you look forward to a red light is when you're trying to finish a text.
11. You enjoy the sense of camaraderie when and entire line of cars team up to prevent some dick from cutting in at the front. Especially if that person drives a BMW. Or a souped-up Citreon Saxo. And especially if it's at that joke of a feeder lane by New Look, just before you get to Sainsbury's.
12. Shirts get dirty. Pants get dirty. Socks get dirty. Trousers/jeans never get dirty. You can literally where them forever.
13. As a driver, you hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian you hate drivers. But no matter what the mode of transportation, you always hate cyclists.
14. Sometimes you will look at your watch/phone 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
