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Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
In the Greyhound on Tuesday, I was talking to some bloke who mentioned that he's always wanted to visit the island of Iceland - I am now receiving offers of flights..

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Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I'm being offered the chance to have an Asian bride...... Don't swing that way.
Failing that do I want to sell my house? No.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I'm being offered the services of a real estate agent in Akron, Ohio. They must know that I have this LP. Where will all this data mining end?

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My scrath'n'sniff tire* still works.

*misspelled in the interests of cultural harmony.
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I'm being offered a recording studio at Stoke - If I start singing the floods n pestilence will haunt these shores for more than 40 days and 40 nights!

And a loan. No thank you. Have a hard enough time on nhs wages as it is thank you
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Last night, I received a veritable torrent of take-away leaflets - I suppose they've been holding back for a while, to avoid getting mixed in with election bumf and they all want to get in first again...?
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Facebook is offering me the opportunity to go to an Open Day at Abingdon Ford Transit Centre on Saturday. Apparently, three people are going, one is fifteen, one is about twenty and works in a nearby garden centre coffee shop, and the third lives in Singapore.
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I don't have adverts on Facebook, due to using adblock.
Took it off for here.
I am not being offered a Chinese bride, and, to pick her up and bring her back here, Go Cars will do the job! I shall quite happily pass on both thank you. Don't these advertisers realise the only taxi company I use is Staffords very own Westlife?!
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I'm being offered the opportunity to buy tickets online to visit a UNESCO World Heritage Site - a salt mine in Poland.

The chain on my bike is pretty iffy now, the salt would probably finish it off...
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I am currently subject to two banners.

One is extolling the virtues of foreign exchange trading, whilst casually mentioning that my losses may exceed any deposits I make.

The other is promoting polygamy and exhorting me to follow the 'sunnah' - the fundamentals of the Muslim way of life.

Neither of these seem well-aimed at me....
 
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