Leave or Remain?

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Yeah, but better to live in a wasteland with an economy that makes Greece look great than let a commie in, he'd eat your babies!
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Sorry to disappoint!
Not, though, are you?

Happy to 'disappoint!' more like - the exclamation mark is the mark of a true degenerate.

Spent a lifetime in opposition to something without proffering anything more positive?

Truly disappointing, what?

You won second prize in a beauty contest - pick up five devalued pounds if you ever pass Go!
 
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basil

don't mention the blinds
Popped into William Hill earlier.

Basil; 'any interesting odds on David Davis' (Brexit secretary) ?

Darius; (on the counter) 'sort of thing you looking for' ?

Basil; 'resigns, fired, health issues, that kind of thing' ?

Darius; (after spending 20 minutes on the phone), 'sorry we are unable to help you, is there anything else we can help you with' ?

Basil; 'i get your drift'......
 

Mikinton

Well-Known Forumite
Popped into William Hill earlier.

Basil; 'any interesting odds on David Davis' (Brexit secretary) ?
Paddy Power (ETA and Betfair) are offering 20-1 that he'll be the next minister to leave the cabinet.

ETA 25-1 with Coral
 
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John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Popped into William Hill earlier.

Basil; 'any interesting odds on David Davis' (Brexit secretary) ?

Darius; (on the counter) 'sort of thing you looking for' ?

Basil; 'resigns, fired, health issues, that kind of thing' ?

Darius; (after spending 20 minutes on the phone), 'sorry we are unable to help you, is there anything else we can help you with' ?

Basil; 'i get your drift'......

Drugs?
 

Roland

Well-Known Forumite
Not, though, are you?

Happy to 'disappoint!' more like - the exclamation mark is the mark of a true degenerate.

Spent a lifetime in opposition to something without proffering anything more positive?

Truly disappointing, what?

You won second prize in a beauty contest - pick up five devalued pounds if you ever pass Go!

No you are right I'm not really sorry, I just can't be bothered trying to explain why I voted to leave.

If I won second prize in a beauty contest I would be over the moon unless I was the only entrant.
 

PeterD

ST16 Represent.
When this fails and it will fail quite catastrophically. Leave will blame Remain even though Leave are seemingly doing all of the damage.
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
When this fails and it will fail quite catastrophically. Leave will blame Remain even though Leave are seemingly doing all of the damage.
That's because Leave think they've done their bit and it's now up to Remain to sort it out, they've made a dirty protest and are waiting for someone to change their underwear.
 
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