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Just the one?No wine tonight, just a glass of single malt.
Pint glass, obvs...Just the one?
Barbecue tonight, jerk chicken, corn on the cob, caramelised chilli sweet potato wedges, salad and coleslaw.
Just finishing off with my latest 'go to' cheese, Pie d'Angloys, crackers and a drop of red.
Wine went better with the cheese as someone forgot to get the bananas for my rum bananas.Sounds brilliant but I’m surprised you went for the red wine, surely some Caribbean rum would have finished the meal off nicely.
Oh I do love a rum punch.
Oh good grief, that looks awful. I was thinking you were in hospital, hadn't realised they'd sent you to HMP Stafford instead...Breakfast. No hot milk, so it's made with cold milk mixed with lukewarm water.
Builders tea was nice though.
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It's always a bad sign when they give you a knife with your porridge.Breakfast. No hot milk, so it's made with cold milk mixed with lukewarm water.
Builders tea was nice though.
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I'm amazed there allowed any sharp objects.It's always a bad sign when they give you a knife with your porridge.
It's actually an old scalpel that's gone just a bit too blunt...I'm amazed there allowed any sharp objects.
Lunch and tea together, so as to not excite you too much.... Or, my dietary hell.
Lunch was allegedly Chicken, Gravy, veg and sautéed potatoes, and a light toffee youghut and apple slices.
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The veg was either invisable, or had absconded.
They decided to move me mid afternoon, so my ham salad went out the window & I got...
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AGAIN! Cheese & crackers were nice, ate half the sandwiches, they seem to be mostly butter.
@proactive already asked me that, I never thought you would all guess so easily.Why are they serving hospital food in prison?
@proactive already asked me that, I never thought you would all guess so easily.
The phone & charger were difficult to smuggle in though.....
It's ok there's enough butter on the sandwiches for me to save it up, cover myself in it, the squeeze out if the 4inch gap that the window opens.I'd bake you a cake with a file in but I'm crap at baking