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    Vanity Lair - For the Love of God

    I feel compelled to write about this subject. The subject is Vanity Lair a new series which has started in E4 on a sunday. This programme was a phenomenon of the highest proportions; by taking all the shallowest, self-indulgent, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-absorbed tripe out of every...
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    Russell Brand - Love or Hate?

    I fancy him.
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    Russell Brand - Love or Hate?

    I fancy him. His tight trousers and stringy figure are good, real good.
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    Stafford Battle of the Bands

    Another Saturday night brought around the next round of this years 'Battle of the Bands' competition at the Staffs University Union, featuring Regards, MausKramp and Eskimo (Someone?). Always take id to the union, it matters not if you're clearly 18 or 65, the staff at the 'Legends' bar insist...
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    PoetsBumCheeks Postmodern Prose! - With Added Irony

    Mediocrity through a Post-Modern Lense - With Wolf Bush Muncher. Wayne came home from work and began his usual ritual. He kicked off his shoes, slung his clothes on the couch and slid into his jogging bottoms. He liked to wear these while he was mooching around the house. Not that he really...
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    Crack Pipe Wanted!

    Poet urgently needs new crack pipe, after dropping my own whilst being seconded by local police force. Yet another court appearance awaits me. I need to be able to toot my pipe to ease my shattered nerves. Willing to suck, blow or perform indecent and humiliating deeds. ono. No shitting though.
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    Has Anyone Noticed Lots Of New Users Don't Use The Forum?

    Would be a good idea to have suggestions or ideas to make the forum more attractive to new users who register and then bugger off without using it. The user list is huge;
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    Rather Than Twiddle Your Thumbs, Write A Poem...

    Stafford Forums Very Own Poets Corner; We accept all forms of linguistical skills from prose, to iambic pentameter all the way to written rap cos we is down with the kids innit...and because we can't stop you from posting anyways... Love poetsbumcheeks (aka WB Yeats). x THERE WILL BE PRIZES...
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